Continuing with the idea of posting excerpts from my book Tales of Horror: Macabre Monsters of Michigan, here's another one, this time from The Serpent. Unfortunately, you can't download if for free anymore, but it's still only $.99 for Kindle and $4.99 for the paperback. Get it here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07435BPQR.
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Alright, here's the excerpt. It's from my short story The Serpent. It's about a research team looking for a lake monster. They find it, but what it's not something of our world.
The
village of Ontonagon settled on either side of the river that bore its
namesake. Its inhabitants were only beginning to wake up and carry out the
mundane tasks of small town living while an expedition was getting underway at
the local docks.
A
group of men, six strong, were preparing a boat on the shimmering waters of
Lake Superior for a three-day search of the fathomless depths for a rare and
unique phenomenon. To search for this phenomenon, they loaded some unique
equipment including scuba gear, a sonar, various cameras including an
underwater camera, a couple of long, short wooden chests, and a hydrophone.
At
that time, a seventh man approached the dock from Ontonagon holding a cheap,
gas station coffee and wearing sunglasses to hide the disappointment in his new
surroundings.
“Ah!
Dr. Dorian, I presume!”
“Mr.
Burke?” replied Dorian to a bearded and slightly overweight middle-aged man.
“Correct,
sir!” he said, shaking Dorian’s hand. “When did you get in?”
“Last
night. Geez, that’s a small airport.”
“Ontonagon
is a small town,” said a third man with a slender and scrappy build. “We’re
lucky to have an airport.”
“Dr.
Dorian,” said Burke, “this upstanding fellow here is Michael Hicks, our historian.”
“Welcome
to the expedition,” said Hicks.
“Pleasure,”
said Dorian, sipping his coffee.
“Let
me introduce you to the rest of our crew,” said Burke.
Dorian
followed Burke aboard a well-worn fishing boat called the Ripley. Despite its
appearance, the hull, sole, and deck all seemed to be structurally intact. The
cockpit was a little larger than necessary and the flying bridge had been
redone and updated at some point. It’s clean, plastic renovations didn’t match
the wooden frame of the Ripley.
“These
are our two technicians,” said Burke. “This is William Gorman, our sonar man,
and Bill Hudson who’ll be handling the underwater camera and hydrophone.”
Gorman
was a slender man with a no-nonsense air and short hair. Hudson however was a
little pasty and unimpressive with a round face.
“Tell
me, something, Mr. Gorman,” began Dorian, “do you know how to work a sonar?”
“Do
you think four years of active duty in the Navy is enough?”
“Oh?
Yeah, that’s impressive. And Mr. Hudson—”
“Hudson’s
fine, Dorian.”
“Doctor Dorian, if you please. I didn’t
get a Ph.D. for fun, you know.”
“Then
why did you get it, Doctor Dorian?”
“Because
I like fish and junk.”
“You a
marine biologist or something?”
“Close.
I’m actually a marine zoologist. Marine biology covers both plants and animals,
whereas I specialize in animals only.”
“Oh,
good. We could use a man like you on this team.”
“So
I’ve heard. Anyway, Hudson, do you have a lot of experience handling underwater
cameras and hydrophones?”
“I did
an internship at NOAA.”
Dorian
raised his eyebrows. “The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration?
Damn. This crew is a little more technical than I thought it would be. I just
expected a bunch of Michigan bumpkins.”
“Present,”
said a man from the corner of the cockpit. He looked to be in his sixties and
wore a fishing vest and hat. He was slicing up fish and dropping the parts into
a giant barrel before him.
“What?”
“I’m a
Michigan bumpkin.”
“This
is Lance Fox,” explained Burke. “He’s our Lake Superior expert and a local
fisherman.”
“Mr.
Fox,” said Dorian, regarding him.
“Lance
is fine.”
“Why
are you slicing up fish, Lance? Will we be chumming the waters?”
“You
never know.”
Dorian
frowned.
“And
finally,” began Burke, “the skipper of our ship is Bobby Quint.”
“Robert,” corrected a man from atop the
flying bridge. He appeared to be in his fifties with bushy mutton chops and a
mustache. He had a hard face and wore a fishing jacket similar to Lance’s vest.
“And don’t call me skipper. Or Robert. Just Quint. But if you call me Quinty,
I’ll be throwing you overboard. And there’s no need to call me ‘Captain’ unless
you intend on permanently joining my crew.”
“I
think I’ll stick with Quint,” said Dorian.
“Good
man. And who are you?”
“Gentlemen,”
said Burke, “this is the renowned marine zoologist, Dr. Christopher Dorian.”
The
others were quiet.
“Never
heard of him,” said Quint.
“Well,
if you lived in Miami, you would,” replied Dorian.
“Don’t
get snarky with me, Dorian. I don’t care who you were in the world. You slip up
out here and you’ll be tossed overboard. This ain’t Miami.”
“Obviously...”
“What’s
a ‘renowned’ marine zoologist doing in Michigan?” asked Hicks.
“I
asked him to join us,” said Burke. “It took some convincing, but I’m sure he’ll
be perfect!”
“Burke
assured me this would be the crowning achievement of my career,” said Dorian.
Hicks
laughed.
“I
know how you feel.”
But
then Burke said, “Oh, come, come, gentlemen. This is an extraordinary
adventure. As far as we all know, we are the first ones to ever launch a scientific
expedition in search of the elusive Superior Serpent!”
“Basically,
Lake Superior’s Loch Ness monster,” quipped Quint.
“In a
matter of speaking.”
“Oh,
geez,” mumbled Dorian. He looked at his coffee. “I wish this was scotch.”
“And
that’s why you’re here?” said Hicks. “You really believe that this will be the
crowning achievement of your career?”
Dorian
shrugged. “It could be. What are you doing here?”
“I’m a
historian. I know the shores of Lake Superior, its history, and its legends
like the back of my ass.”
“As
for me,” began Hudson, “this ain’t my first sea monster hunt, man.”
“Let’s
hope it’s not your last,” said Burke cheerfully.
“What
about you, Gorman?”
“You
see all sorts of crazy shit in the military. There are plenty of things out
there that the top brass never perfectly explains. I’m going because I want to
be closer to the truth of this world.”
“Lance?”
“I
grew up with stories about the Superior Serpent. I don’t think it exists
personally, but what an incredible find it would be if it did exist. Plus, I’d
like to know who my competition is.” Lance chuckled.
“Quint?”
“I
don’t give an ass rat’s about monsters. I’m just here to steer the boat.”
“What’s
your interest in all this, Burke?”
“My
dear fellow, I am a cryptozoologist! It is my business to look for weird and
wacky creatures that may be unknown to science. Why, I spent an entire year in
Puerto Rico looking for el chupacabra. And then there was my brief sojourn in
Virginia digging up clues about the lizardman. My passion is to search the world
over and look for monsters!”
“You
ever find any?”
Burke
chuckled. “If I told you, I may have to kill you.”
“That
sounds familiar,” said Gorman. “Except none of the higher-ups ever joked about
it.”
Hicks
eyed Dorian.
“What?”
“Are you really just here for the career
boost? I mean, if you’re so renowned, why take the gamble on such a shitty
little backwater investigation like this? And why are you ‘renowned?’ No one
here has ever heard of you.”
“Dr.
Dorian is renowned,” began Burke, “because he is slated to be one of only a
handful of people who will be working at the South Pacific Research Facility.”
Some
eyebrows rose.
“Isn’t
that part of the Deep Sea Research Program?” said Lance. “The one where they’re
building research facilities on the ocean floor?”
“That’s
right,” said Dorian. “The South Pacific facility will be just off the coast of
South America.”
“But
they’re not supposed to be finished until 2065.”
Dorian
shrugged. “That’s only five years away.”
“How’d
you get that distinction?” asked Gorman.
“About
a year or two ago, I was part of a paleontological research team in Chile that
was looking for extinct marine reptiles. During a dig, we came across a full
fossilized skeleton of an unknown marine reptile.”
“Wait
a second,” said Hudson. “I think I heard about this in the news. There was
something strange about the skeleton, wasn’t there? Like, someone said it
looked like the Biblical Leviathan?”
“Yes…”
sighed Dorian. “One of the grad
students said that. Anyway, it was an unusual find because it didn’t look like
anything we’ve seen before. Dr. Cope said he thought it could be an early
ancestor to the Tylosaurus. But the reason it shook the paleontology community
was because of its dragon-like skull. It wasn’t long and narrow like a regular
marine reptile’s head. It was shorter and almost ended in an overbite like a
crocodile’s. And it had several horns sticking out the back of its head.”
“I
thought dragons were reptiles,” said Quint.
“Depends
on who you ask,” replied Burke. “Some people consider them to be a type of
‘serpent’ which can be a vague term for anything long and snake-like.”
“And
so finding this dragon-like marine reptile is how you secured your position at
the deep research facility?” asked Hicks.
“More
or less. The investors were interested in seeing if there’s anything alive
today in that same area that has gone undiscovered. Thinking me an expert, they
supported my nomination.”
“But
that’s not all!” said Burke. “You were also quoted in an interesting article in
an issue of Marine Life magazine.”
“Yeah…”
said Dorian, sighing again. “In Miami, we were testing claims that dolphins are
psychic. We left children that couldn’t swim in a tank of water. They had life
jackets, and we were nearby, so they weren’t in any real danger. But they were
still in distress. It was our hope that the dolphins would save the children by
pushing them to the edge of the tank where we could grab them.
“We
developed other tests—I can’t really tell you about them as I wasn’t in charge
of the experiments. Hell, I barely understood the pseudoscience mumbo-jumbo
that the head researcher was throwing around. But the other tests included
testing the psychic prowess of other marine animals including whales, certain
kinds of fish, and even sharks. In some of the tests, both the whales’ and
sharks’ results were better than random.
“So, I
said that in theory it’s possible that sharks are psychic. Marine Life grabbed onto that quote and used it to headline the
article. So…”
“So,
you’re no stranger then to marine paranormal phenomenon?” said Gorman.
“Indeed!”
said Burke. “And that’s one of the reasons why I asked him to come with us.”
“Look,”
said Dorian, “it was just a theory, and I barely believe that dolphins are
psychic. Hell, I don’t even believe in human psychics. And I don’t believe in
sea monsters.”
“But
you must have some interest in the subject,” concluded Hicks.
“How
so?”
“Look
where you are. And by your own free will.”
Burke
suddenly looked excited.
Dorian’s
eyes narrowed. “Like I said, it’s for my career.”
“Uh-huh…”
“Burke!”
called Quint. “Do we intend to find this super snake or what?”
“You’re
so right, Quint. We must hurry.”
“Then
finish packing the gear and let’s get on with it!”
Everyone
except for Dorian ran around and finished loading up the boat. When they were
done, Quint started the boat’s engine and took off heading west along the
shoreline of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula.
As
they went, a mountain ridge raised out of the ground back on the mainland.
There looked like there as something covering the mountains.
“What
is that?” Dorian asked. “Looks like a burnt out forest.”
“It’s
a burnt out forest,” said Hicks.
“Okay…
Why is it burnt out?”
Hicks
looked at Lance, and they both shook their heads.
“Well?”
“It
used to be the Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park. It caught fire and
burned down about six years ago.”
“Bummer.
Shame to lose a whole state park like that.”
“You’re
telling me,” said Lance. “I grew up with the Porkies. Hiking, camping, fishing,
skiing, boating. There wasn’t anything you couldn’t do in the Porkies.”
“Had
to watch out for the black bear though,” said Hicks.
“Yeah.
They could be a problem. My father always carried a gun.” Lance looked back at
the forest longingly. “I’ll never forgive that bastard.”
“Your
father?” said Dorian.
“No,
the asshole who burned it down.”
Dorian
lifted his eyebrows. “It wasn’t a natural disaster?”
“No.
It was man-made.”
“I
hate people.”
“Join
the club,” said Hicks.
Dorian
turned back to the cockpit. “So, Burke, what the hell are we looking for?”
“The
Superior Serpent!”
“No
shit. But what exactly is it? What does it look like?”
“Oh!
Well, there are quite a few interesting tales. About a year ago, a woman and
her daughter said they saw a big black snake-like creature floating on top of
the water. The woman estimated it to be twelve feet long.”
“Sounds
like a log to me.”
“Not
so! They watched it for nearly ten minutes before it submerged itself. In
another tale, a local of Ontonagon says he saw it while bowfishing. He said
that a long, black serpent swam up to the surface, chomped down on his catch as
he was reeling it in and took it away, bow, arrow, and all! He estimated it to
be fifteen feet long and a foot wide!” said Burke with a squeak.
“That’s…
pretty big. Had he been drinking?”
“No,”
said Lance. “That was Clark Lewis. He never touches the stuff.”
“The
last report—”
“Is
mine,” finished Hicks. “I was doing some research near the Presque Isle River.
We’re coming up on it now,” said
Hicks, pointing to an open waterway. “When suddenly, myself, a ranger, and two
state officials saw this big, black serpent swimming around the mouth of the
river. We walked to the beach for a closer look and the thing surfaced. We
didn’t get a very clear look at it, but I swear to you…”
Dorian
leaned in.
“It
had burning red eyes.”
Dorian
looked disappointed. He looked down at his coffee wishing once again it was
scotch.
“You
don’t believe me.”
“Why
would I? I mean, burning red eyes? On a sea creature? Have you been watching
too many movies?”
“Hardly.
What’s really interesting is that the creature has its origin in Native
American myth. The Ojibwe called it the ‘misiginebig.’ It translates to ‘great
serpent,’ and was said to have horns on its head and eat humans. It was a
natural enemy of the Thunderbirds.”
“Naturally!”
said Dorian. “You know those Thunderbirds. They hate serpents swimming around
the lakes and pissing in the rivers. The Thunderbirds drink that water.”
Hicks
shook his head.
As
they neared the Presque Isle River mouth, Quint slowed the boat. “Burke! We’re
here.”
“Good.
Hudson! Drop the hydrophone and let’s see what we can pick up.”
Dorian
furrowed his brow. “What’re we listening for? Fish don’t typically make any
noise.”
“There’s
a theory,” explained Burke, “that some sea monsters use echolocation. There’s a
recording from Lake Champlain where a sophisticated creature of some kind was
definitely using echolocation.”
“Is
that right?” Dorian laughed. “The stories say it’s a serpent, which means it’s
likely an eel, but damn echolocation! That would imply we’re chasing a mammal.
What the hell?”
“If
you don’t like the adventure so far, you can jump out,” said Hicks.
“I’m
fine, thanks.”
“Hudson!”
said Burke.
“Hydrophone
is in the water,” he replied, lowering a black cable over the side. “Now, we
just have to hook it up to the computer.” Hudson stepped down into the cabin.
He opened his laptop and started clacking at the keyboard.
“The
rest of you,” said Burke, “keep your eyes peeled.”
Quint
took out a newspaper and started reading it.
A few
hours passed and they bobbed up and down on the Superior.
“Hudson?”
said Burke. “Anything?”
“So
far zippo.”
“Perhaps
we should try a different location.”
“Maybe,
boss.”
Burke
was about to tell Quint to move the boat when Lance came into the cabin. “Hey,
Burke. I don’t like the look of the sky. It’s starting to get a little sketchy.
I think a storm is moving in.”
“How
much time do we have?”
Lance
shrugged. “Two hours or less.”
“That’s
plenty of time.”
“I
don’t think—”
“Burke!
Burke!”
“What
is it, Hudson?!”
“Holy
shit! Listen to this!”
Burke took the
headphones from Hudson, and as he listened, he was torn between a smile and
perplexity.
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