Showing posts with label exorcists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exorcists. Show all posts
Friday, November 10, 2017
Flash Stories & Poetry Day 5: Flash Fiction "The Pugilist Priest"
Today's the fifth day and I feel reasonably well. Hopefully that'll mean a good piece of writing. Let's find out.
Wheel of Genres, turn, turn, turn! Tell me the genre I will discern!
Today's topic is... Fiction--Religious. Oh, boy. Now, while I am a practicing Catholic and my book Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens is pumped full of religion meaning that much of its world building is based on Catholic doctrine, religious fiction always has the added of challenge of making it so that it doesn't sound contrived or like you're beating people over the head with a particular religion's beliefs. But, I think I may have a story idea in mind. This is actually an idea I have for a movie, but there's no reason why I can't explore it here. It's called The Pugilist Priest. Let's get started.
Thirty minutes on the clock: 30:00. And... go.
In the city of Detroit, Michigan near the parish of Ste. Anne de Detroit, you'd never expect to find a street known as "Vatican Town." It's much like Detroit's Mexican or Greek Towns, but instead of the focus being on the people's heritage, the focus on this street is on the people's religion which in this case is Roman Catholicism.
Now, you may have some preconceived notions about Catholics, but let me assure you that most of them are plain wrong or overblown. But whether you believe me or not is irrelevant; just take it from me that you don't want to take those preconceived notions into Vatican Town especially if you think Catholics are huge pushovers. The runners and shakers in Vatican Town are anything but. One such force is Vatican Town's gangs. Look out for the Crusaders and no one ever manages to expect the Spanish Inquisition, but the one to fear out of them all is the Chaldean gang. They drive around in their low-riders pimped out with the Lord's good name written on their doors and hoods. Gang members walk around with gold crucifixes and diamond rosaries hanging from their necks. They roll deep in their crews giving everyone else including the other gangs the stink eye, but despite their dispositions, gang violence is relatively rare but I wouldn't dare push their buttons; The Boondock Saints happens to be all their favorite movie.
After you've managed to dodge the Catholic gangs, you'll come to a bar called Holy Smokes. Inside you'll find a dank place poorly lit with the air clogged by smoke. You look to your left and you'll find the Little Sisters of Holy Persecution shooting pool. Be careful of those old nuns; they stand around all day smoking cigars, drinking beer, and rattling their giant rosaries as menacingly as possible. And there's always one or two brandishing a yard stick like a baseball bat. Word of the wise: they're not the ones who suffer persecution.
To the right you'll find the bar itself, but I wouldn't sit and drink there. Some of the students from Blessed Virtue High School sit at that bar to do their homework. But even if you don't sit down, you'll still have to suffer their judgmental gaze. Those kids are spirited, but their sticklers for proper dress code, so if you're a man, make sure your hair is combed, your face is shaven, your shirt tucked in, your shoes polished, and your pants are held up with a belt. If you're a woman, you must be especially careful because any woman with a skirt that stops higher than two inches above the knee will certainly be in danger when the PSB, Plaid Skirt Brigade, show up. They'll whip out a ruler and two young girls will restrain you while a third takes measure. If you pass, they'll let you go, but if you fail, they all whip out rulers and chase you from the bar. The boys on the other hand will turn the men over to Brother Fist, a muscular priest who is six feet by six feet and always ready to go fifteen rounds of bare-knuckle boxing to straighten out any sinner who wanders.
Once you get past the bar, you'll come to a little room with a small round table. Behind that table sits the man that they all call the Pugilist Priest. How did he get that name you ask? Well, the Reverend Father is an exorcist, but rather than reciting a few prayers over the afflicted, he does literal battle with the possessed. Armed in each of his gloves and in each of his shoes is a St. Benedict holy medal which wards off evil and demons. With every punch and kick, he exorcises the demons and delivers their just punishments.
Okay, and that's time! I actually finished this with ten minutes to go and went back and edited it. It's not as funny and as well written as I would like, but hey, it's thirty minutes worth of work. I'd like to see you do better! But, the scene I wrote here is more or less the scene in the movie where and how I want to introduce the Pugilist Priest. I want to give a strict but comical heir to all the thing. Hopefully it worked.
But anyway, that's it for today. If you want to use the wheel I made, you should be able to access it here. And if you have the time, please check out my books for sale on Amazon which you can find through my author page. The link is below. See you tomorrow.
Keep writing, my friends.
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Friday, October 27, 2017
Crypto Theory: Are Cryptids Demons, Pt. II
Hey, everyone.
This blog entry is brought to you by my new novels: Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens and Heroes of Majestia: The Company of Flight. You can buy ROCCO here and HOMCOF here. HOMCOF is also available for free download until Sunday, and ROCCO is actually about demon slayers which is funny because...
Finally, after so long I'm getting to demons. I know I said I was going to cover demonic activity this week, but instead I'm returning to Crypto Theory, specifically the question "Are cryptids demons?" Now, why am I doing that?
Well, I've said this before, but in case you haven't heard, I am a practicing Catholic. And back before the celebration of Fatima (Oct. 13th), I read an article that sort of scared the hell out of me. It was written by a Monsignor Charles Pope from the National Catholic Register. The article was called The Times are Urgent and We Must Heed the Warnings of Our Lady. In it, he says that he believes a great calamity will descend upon the world. For his references, he lists a number of visions of the Blessed Mother where she urged us to repent of our sins lest we should suffer for them, both good and bad people alike. In fact, there was once a similar vision and calamity. At the vision of Fatima, Mary urged us that prayer, specifically the Rosary, and devotion to her Son were the only things that could save us and that the advent of the calamity would be preceded by great lights in the sky. A few years later, the Northern Lights were able to be seen as far south as Africa. A year after that, Germany annexed Austria and invaded Poland the year after.
Msgr. Pope goes on to say more about the evils that were released by WWII and about how our pride and stubbornness has doomed us. From there, he goes into the next impending doom soon approaching, but I won't go into it here because it would take me away from my point; just know that he urges everyone to repent of their sins, and to pray for the conversion of sinners. But, before I continue, I must admit that I was scared of writing this blog entry because it is a mix of religion and cryptozoology. I am afraid of losing my cryptozoology audience, but considering I ain't getting paid for these blogs, what difference does it make? Also, I read another blog that said my blog should be a representation of my brand, and two elements of my brand are the Catholic faith and cryptozoology as can be seen in my book, Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens (buy it here). So, what the hell.
Now, what does Fatima have to do with cryptids besides the obvious demon connection? Well, a couple of days before, I watched a video called True Skin Walker Encounter in New Mexico. To sum up, a woman was at her in-laws and they were tormented by a skinwalker all night, and she asked what was she supposed to do to prevent other such instances from happening. Her in-laws apparently dealt with it by prayer, but she said she was an atheist. But while I was reading the comments, one woman said that the reason why these encounters happen is because people don't believe in God meaning they don't have any spiritual protection. At first, I just thought she was a Bible Thumper. Yes, I a devout Catholic do get tired of other Christians constantly heralding doom. But then, after I read the article by Msgr. Pope, my mind began to tick.
On the one hand, it seems like cryptid sightings and hauntings, whether residual or demonic, seem to be on the rise. On the other hand, we didn't used to have a place where people who experienced these things could connect with others and tell their stories. We may not be doomed, just more aware. But, let's say that cryptids are evil, that they are demons, and that there has been a spike in sightings--what has caused it and how do we prevent it? Well, it's no secret that tensions have risen all over the United States, politically and religiously, as well as in other places of the world. And, if people are seeing monsters and demons because they don't believe in God and are terrible sinners, then it would make sense for the Devil to have a firmer grip on the world and be able to terrify us with his minions. But, the problem there is that we then have to go around and start asking people who have seen these things what their religious affiliation is and how well they practice their religion. But, going back up to the story about the skinwalker, why weren't three believers over one atheist enough to prevent such an encounter from happening? So, maybe they're not related. But to be honest, is that a risk worth taking? I mean, what's it going to cost anyone to follow God's commandments better? A couple of sins not on their souls, and they get to go to Heaven and never see a Dogman? Doesn't sound so bad if you ask me.
Anyway, I hope to have that blog post about demon activity up in two weeks as I'll be trying a new writing schedule. And I may just keep up the posts about demons coming as promotion for my book. What fun. But, until then...
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Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens Excerpt: Sinister Intentions
Chapter III: Sinister Intentions
“Oh! And by the way,” said Nissa shrilly. “I’m
not seventeen. I’m twenty-three.”
“Oh,”
said Azrael. Was she mad about something?
Azrael
flicked on one of the light switches in his office to reveal a spacious room.
There was a desk at the far end opposite the door and to the left were two
couches organized around a short, rectangular coffee table. To the right of the
desk, Azrael had a collection of weapons on his wall including guns, swords,
and experimental weapons of his own modification.
Nissa
crossed the room and sat on one of the couches crossing her legs. She turned
her back to Azrael and folded her arms.
“Hey,”
Azrael said to her, “you said that Omens choose their own way to use their
power, right? What made you choose belly dancing?” Azrael asked, placing his
sword on the wall. He then sat down at his desk shuffling some paperwork.
“Well,
actually,” began Nissa, warming up a bit, “I didn’t choose belly dancing. My
mistress did.”
“Mistress?”
Azrael dropped the paperwork into one of his drawers. He then pulled out a
rather old and huge book out of another drawer. “What do you mean?”
“Well,
don’t you have a master that you learned how to fight from?”
“Oh!”
said Azrael, flipping through the dry pages. “That kind of mistress!”
“Yes, that
kind of mistress. Well she recognized me as an Omen and took me as an
apprentice; and she was a belly dancer, so that’s how I learned to use my
powers. You’d be amazed at what I can do.”
“I’m
sure,” he replied, looking through the old book. “Let me see; L-M-N-ah ha! O!”
Azrael scanned the pages quietly in a foreign language that Nissa couldn’t
understand.
“I’m
hungry,” she said after a while.
“I
have some jerky in a drawer over here.”
“Jerky?”
“It’s
a good source of protein and doesn’t rot. And it’s tasty. Want some?”
“I
guess so.” Nissa slipped off the couch and walked over to Azrael’s desk as he
pulled a bag of jerky out of a drawer.
“Teriyaki
flavored,” he said, giving her the bag.
“Ooh,”
replied Nissa sarcastically. “Got anything to drink?”
“Vodka,
whiskey… or tap water.” Azrael took two bottles, one clear and the other brown,
from another drawer.
“Such
illustrious choices.”
“There’s
no need to get lippy.”
“Sorry.
Just a little agitated. I guess I’ll take the tap water.”
“Both
the faucet and glass are in the bathroom, though you may want to clean it
first.”
“Where is the bathroom?”
“Through
the door next to the wall-o-death.”
Nissa
walked past the desk, through the door beyond the wall, and up a staircase to
the second floor where there were two rooms. One was the bathroom; the other
was Azrael’s bedroom.
While
passing his bedroom, Nissa had an urge to explore it a bit. After all, he did say she could have the bed. She
paused at the door, but decided not to go in since she thought she might be
betraying his trust. Nissa wanted to be on his good side. And she had a feeling that if Azrael caught
her, he would use the reason that she didn’t want it as an excuse to throw her
out.
While
Nissa got her water, Azrael moved his fingers over the Latin text of the old
book quickly being able to read, write, and speak it fluently. The book was a
full history on all the slayer families in the world from the year 2012 AD to
2900 AD written by the Maleiorcum. He didn’t remember why he had it, or when
the last time he looked at it, but he was happy to have it now. Had it been
Grand Master Alaric who suggested taking it with him? And why?
Now
that Azrael really thought about it, he couldn’t remember why he had left. He
knew he had a reason, but after three years of almost perpetual boredom, his
reason seemed to have faded away.
But
that wasn’t important right now. What was important was finding the Omens,
which he couldn’t. There were hardly any “O” family names and most weren’t true
demon slayers.
There
were two kinds of demon slayers: charismatics and normal humans. Charismatics
had gotten their powers, known as charisms, as gifts from Hyperion that were
either passed down through the family, given to a person at baptism with the
intention of becoming a demon slayer, or after a person had proven themselves
worthy and sworn the demon slayer’s oath. For normal humans however, killing a
demon was almost impossible. It involved a lot of praying, sacraments and
sacramentals, and using regular weapons. Often times, exorcists were extremely
helpful.
In the
end however, Azrael couldn’t find the Omens. As far as he could tell, they
didn’t exist, and the book he was using was supposed to be a complete history. “‘Complete’
my ass,” he said disdainfully, dropping the book back into its drawer. He took
a swig of whiskey and shoved some jerky in his mouth.
Just
then there was a knock at the door. Azrael looked at a clock he had on the
wall; it said 22:30. It was later than he thought. “We’re closed!” he shouted.
The knocker persisted.
“Mr.
Chaos?” came a familiar voice. “I have your money and weaponry.” It was
Cromwell. And at the mention of money, Azrael hurried to the door. “Ah! Mr.
Chaos,” said the familiar pierced face of Cromwell.
“Hello.
You have my pay?” asked Azrael, trying to hang onto his manners. “And my
guitar! I had completely forgotten.”
“Yes,”
answered Cromwell. “Turns out my manager had some money set aside for you
before he was murdered. I also have Miss Omen’s payment, but she didn’t leave a
forwarding address. Do you know where she is?”
“She’s
here,” replied Azrael. At that, Nissa came back from the stairs holding a tall
glass of water.
“Good
evening,” said Cromwell, bowing his head.
“Good
evening.”
“Very
well, then.” From inside his jacket, Cromwell took out two short stacks of cash
and handed them to Azrael. He then handed Azrael his guitar case with his
bloody guitar in it. Before forgetting, Azrael gave Cromwell the contact
information for the exorcist he had mentioned earlier.
“Good
night,” bid Cromwell, who bowed again and left.
Azrael
dropped the case and guitar right next to the door knowing that it would have
to be fixed and cleaned after what it had sustained. He took a small vial of
clear liquid out of his pocket and sprinkled the guitar case with it making
smoke rise from the blood. He then walked back to his desk where Nissa was
standing gnawing through a small piece of jerky.
Azrael
dropped Nissa’s payment on the desk in front of her and returned to his chair
and counted his own. Five hundred total. He should’ve taken the thousand he’d
been offered. But then Azrael had to remind himself that slaying jobs weren’t
done for profit. The Order carried them out as if they were sacraments slaying
demons for free. Despite that, Azrael’s services still had its expenses: ammo,
weapon maintenance, medical supplies, food and water. And since Azrael was in
the city, he had to pay taxes and bills on his shop. No one became a demon
slayer to get rich.
“Can
you hold onto this for me?” asked Nissa, breaking the silence.
“What?”
“I
want you to hold onto some of my money for me since I can’t carry it all,” she
said, pushing three-fourths of her pay to him.
He
picked it up and added it to his own placing it all in a pocket in the inside
of his jacket.
“Thanks.”
“No
problem.”
Nissa
then stood up and hid the rest of her money somewhere in her costume. Azrael
had averted his gaze when she did, not sure he wanted to know where she hid it.
Nissa
took another piece of jerky and started working at it. She seemed to be
thinking about something. Azrael watched her. Even though she looked somewhat
troubled and was unceremoniously chewing at a piece of jerky, he still thought
she was awfully cute.
“Azrael?”
“Hm?”
“Where
did the name ‘Maleiorcum’ come from? I mean, words with the prefix male- are
often evil, like malevolent.”
“Well,
have you ever seen a Maleiocur?”
“No.”
“They’re
sort of terrifying at first glance. To some people during the Oppression, they
looked like distorted or wicked jesters beneath their cloaks. Someone who
didn’t have a very good grip on Latin created the word ‘Maleiocur’ from the
Latin words ‘malus,’ ‘iocus,’ and ‘vir.’ ‘Malus’ means ‘evil,’ ‘iocus’ is ‘joke,’
and ‘vir’ is ‘man.’ The creator slapped the three words together into
‘Maleiocur’ trying to create a Latin word for ‘wicked jester.’”
“And
that stuck?”
“Yep.
Someone did try to rename them ‘Benesapien,’ which means ‘good sage,’ but it
didn’t work. They eventually took on the word ‘Maleiorcum’ as the plural and
they gave it its own noun declensions in Latin too. I can tell you them if
you’re interested.”
“No,
thanks. But that’s pretty interesting. So, what happens now?”
“I go
to bed,” replied Azrael, taking another gulp of whiskey.
“I
mean, what happens now in life?”
“Well,
I was thinking of going to the library.”
“Why?”
“Research.”
“Research
what?”
Azrael
made a vague gesture. “Things. Origins. Mostly.”
“Origins
of what?”
“People.”
Nissa
gave him a hard look. “Do I want to know what you’re hiding?”
Azrael
shrugged. “It wouldn’t hurt if you dropped the subject.”
“I’ll
go ahead and do that then.”
“Good.
Actually, it would make a good excuse for going back to the library. I haven’t
needed to do any real research since I moved down here.”
“Down
here?”
“I
used to live in the mountains. The Austrian Alps is actually where the Head Monastery
of the Order is located.”
“Really?
I had heard that it was close, but I didn’t think it was that close.”
“You’ve
heard of the Maleiorcum before I mentioned them?”
“Anyone
who has heard of the Chaos family has heard of the Maleiorcum. And how rare do you think demon slayers really are?”
“There
were a lot more of us a generation ago. But, this all begs a good question,”
said Azrael, starting to look at her in a new light. “Where do you get
your information from?”
“My
mistress.”
“What
was your mistress’ name?”
“Mistress
Giry.”
“Giry
what?”
“Just
Giry.”
“Just?”
“Well,
she may have had a full name, but I never asked nor was it mentioned.”
“Hmm…
Well, in the light of that development, I’m going to sleep.”
Azrael
corked his whiskey and put it back in the drawer with the vodka. He also put
back the jerky after Nissa swiped one last piece. He then walked over to the
closest couch and sat at the far end.
Nissa
choked down the jerky and chugged the water down impressively. She then walked
over to the couch and considered it for a moment.
Azrael
looked at her. “What?”
“I… I
usually sleep in the nude,” she replied.
Azrael
gave her a hard look as if to say, ‘Bull shit!’ Instead he cracked a smile and
said, “Don’t tease me.”
Nissa couldn’t help but smile back. And with a
shrug, she lay down on the couch curling her body slightly and laid her head in
Azrael’s lap which quite surprised him.
“Well,
if you’re going to insist on sleeping down here with me, I don’t want you to
freeze.” Azrael stood up, removed his gloves, and took off his jacket, dropping
it on Nissa. It landed on her heavily. He sat back down, loosened his boots,
and kicked them off without any grace sending one up and over the coffee table
and the other landing behind the other couch. He put one of his arms on the
rest and his other on Nissa as she cuddled up with his thigh. But there was one
last moment of shenanigans.
Nissa
pinched Azrael’s leg, saying, “Good night, Azrael.”
“Good
night, Nissa.”
***
The
next day, Azrael woke up with a crick in his neck and a stiff back. He looked
at Nissa and she seemed quite content next to him. He pried his leg from her
grip and opened up shop. The clock read 8:30.
Azrael
again took out the jerky and whiskey from the night before, and had breakfast.
At
about 8:45, Nissa woke up with a yawn. She got up and pulled Azrael’s jacket
closely around herself. “One of the best night’s rest I’ve ever had,” she said,
walking over. “I think it was your thigh as my pillow.”
“I
think it was the jacket,” Azrael responded.
“What
makes you say that?”
“It
was blessed by the Maleiorcum. There are some interesting blessings on that
thing.”
“Like?”
“Mostly
to revitalize the body, mind, and soul, and to defend against harm done to the
body and mind.”
“So,
it’s armor?”
“Yeah.”
“Do
your clothes do anything special?” she asked.
“Well,
they’re mostly responsible for regulating your body temperature and the duster
does help, but its main purpose is defense.”
“Oh.”
Just
then, there was a knock on the door.
“Come
in,” said Azrael.
The
door knob turned and in walked a man in about his late-sixties looking slightly
worn down, like a member of the proletariat. Azrael noticed a slight slouch in
his back and a limp. His eyes had bags under them and his nose was long. As he
was half way across the room, he noticed Nissa in Azrael’s jacket.
“Is
now a bad time?” asked the man in a soft voice.
“I
said ‘come in,’ didn’t I?” asked Azrael, standing up.
“I
could have imagined it.”
“Well,
you didn’t. Now, what can I do for you?”
“Well,
I’m not sure if I’m in the right place for a start. Is this the Chaos Demon
Slaying Company?”
“Well,
not very many people call it that anymore, but yes, it is.”
“I
have a demon problem,” said the older man bluntly. “It’s taken over the house.
It chased us out three days ago and has been occupying the house ever since.”
“How
did it get in?”
“I
don’t know. My wife and I were just sitting in the living room one day, and we
heard someone coming down the stairs. We looked up, and it was a demon!”
“What
does it look like?”
“It’s
about seven feet tall, yellowish-grey skin, scrawny limbs and body, huge
bulbous red eyes, claws for hands and feet, a tail, large mouth with a lot of
fangs, and spikes all over its body.”
“Interesting.
Most demons aren’t that detailed. Did it say anything?”
“Not
really. There was something about a mission and a woman in black.”
“A
mission?” Azrael glanced at Nissa and began to wonder if this demon had
anything to do with Mephisto from the night before. “I’ll take the case, but
I’ll need an address and probably a house key if one is available.”
“You
won’t need a key,” said the man. “The demon didn’t bother to close the door
after us. Sometimes we can see him in there pacing the ground floor mumbling to
himself. He never leaves.”
That
was certainly peculiar. If this demon was related to Mephisto in some way, why
hadn’t it come for Nissa? Was it an apathetic demon? While most demons had rejected
humanity and Hyperion, there were some who had rejected Diabolus as well. Was
it possible that this one had overheard the plan, was about to carry it out,
remembered its apathy, and then just didn’t leave? Farfetched to say the least,
but nothing was impossible.
“Um…”
faltered the man.
“Huh?
Oh!” said Azrael, coming out of his train of thought. “I’ll drop by later this
morning.”
“When?”
asked the man.
“As
soon as I can,” said Azrael. “Where do you live?”
“6234
West Flight.” The old man cast one more look at Nissa, then back to Azrael
before leaving.
Nissa
asked, “What was he looking at?”
“A
beautiful girl in a man’s jacket cinched around her like she’s not wearing any
clothes.”
Nissa
clicked her tongue and rolled her eyes. “So, we have a job?”
“We?”
“Yes,
we.”
“I
wasn’t thinking of taking on any partners.”
“Good
thing I’m joining you regardless of what you say.”
“Brazen.
May I ask why?”
“Of
course you can, but that doesn’t mean I have to answer.”
“Is
that revenge for last night when I wouldn’t answer your question?”
“Not
especially, but it’s a good idea. So, when do we leave?” she asked, taking a
piece of jerky.
“Can
you go outside in those clothes?”
“I
walked here from the club like this, didn’t I?” said Nissa, shedding Azrael’s
jacket.
“Then
right after I put my boots, jacket, and gloves on, and re-arm. And after I hit
the bathroom. Drinking does that to you.”
Once
Azrael had returned from the water closet, he got his effects together, and
they were on their way to the old man’s house. They walked there since Azrael
didn’t have a car.
It was
about 9:15, but there weren’t very many people out. And although the sun
shined, it was still very dim. Master Schylar, the Order’s scholar and
historian, told Azrael this was caused by the invasion of demons into the
world. Depending on how many demons there were on Earth was reflected by the
darkness of the smog. Master Schylar told him that the smog was slowly thinning
and that it had been much darker almost a millennium ago. Back then, the sun
had been completely blocked out for two years. It caused a great deal of damage
and dismay.
Azrael
and Nissa didn’t talk much on the way, but when they got there, Nissa started
asking questions. “So what do we do?”
“Slay
the demon,” replied Azrael.
“I
mean besides that.”
“Liberate
a household from the tyranny of the Devil’s companions.”
“I
mean besides that.”
“If
you’re hoping for more, you’re in the wrong business.”
“So…
what? Do you think it’s a big job?”
“No,”
replied Azrael. “I don’t even think I’ll need the guns I brought. Sounds like a
lower level, apathetic demon. Should be an easy job.”
They
found the house at the end of a block and peered through the door from outside.
From inside they could hear mumbling and grumbling along with foot falls. Then
the demon passed by the doorway. Nissa let out a small squeal of fright and
quickly covered her mouth.
“It’s
hideous!”
The
demon passed by again and it looked exactly like the old man had described.
Then they heard it climbing stairs. Azrael walked up to the door and pushed it
open a bit. He squatted down and poked his head through a little. He saw the
demon head upstairs and then disappear into a room on the left. It quickly
reappeared and then walked down the hall into more rooms and came out again.
Eventually it returned to the stairs and Azrael backed out.
Azrael
and Nissa watched the demon do this for half an hour. They looked in through
different windows making sure not to be seen and observed the demon just wander
around aimlessly.
“Talk
about the sin of sloth,” said Nissa after a while.
“Indeed.”
Azrael picked up a rock from the street. The demon passed by the front door
again, but not before Azrael had chucked the rock at its head. The rock hit its
mark, ricocheted off, and landed in a chair in the living room. The demon
stopped for a second or two, but didn’t look to see what had happened. It then
started pacing the house again.
“Hmm…”
thought Azrael. “Ready to go in?”
Nissa
nodded.
This
time, when the demon went up the stairs, Azrael and Nissa followed it. But,
when it had emerged from the first room, it didn’t see them coming up the
stairs and kept on walking. It wasn’t until after it was coming out of the
furthest room back to the stairs did it see them on the landing and
acknowledged their presence by stopping. It held its mouth open for a minute or
two just staring at them. Nissa was greatly disturbed by this. Azrael thought
it was a bit creepy himself.
“What
are you doing here?” asked Azrael finally.
The
demon didn’t reply.
“Hyperion
got your tongue?”
At the
mention of Hyperion’s name, the demon started to scream in anguish. Nissa
grabbed Azrael and hid behind him. When the demon had stopped, it stood there
again, returning to stare down Azrael.
“How
did you get in here?”
“I don’t know.”
“Why
did you chase out the old man and his wife?”
“Chase?
They fled.”
“Why
are you here?”
“To
search for the girl that his Darkness wants.”
“You’ve
been master of this house for three days and you’ve done nothing. Why?”
“I
don’t know…”
“Are
you one of those demons who are apathetic toward both Diabolus and—?”
“Don’t!”
shouted the demon. “But... probably.”
“Who
is the girl that you’re looking for?”
“Some
young woman donned in black who can move her hips like a pendulum.”
“Riveting,”
commented Azrael. “This is getting real old real fast.” Azrael reached behind
himself and pulled Nissa out into the open, asking, “Is this the girl?”
The
demon’s eyes lit up. “That’s her! The one his Darkness wants.”
The
demon started to move toward Nissa. But she locked eyes with him stopping him
in his tracks. She popped her chest sending the demon flying down the hall and
crashing into the wall behind him.
Azrael
pushed past Nissa and charged forward. As the demon was getting up, Azrael grabbed
it by the head and gave one violent twist. There was a snapping of bone and the
light disappeared from the demon’s eyes as it died.
Nissa
let out a sigh of relief. “That was easy.”
“Lower
level demons often are.” Azrael picked up the demon’s body and threw it over
his shoulder.
As
they were leaving, the old man came running up to them. “You did it! You really
did it!”
“‘Course,”
said Azrael. “It was a snap.”
“Fantastic!
But I don’t have very much to pay you with.”
“Don’t
worry about it. This job is on the house.”
“Really?
Why is that?”
“Don’t
worry about it.”
The
old man didn’t protest. He merely thanked them and ran back into his house.
Azrael
and Nissa then found an alley where Azrael threw the demon body down, and
pulled the vial with the burning liquid from inside his jacket. The demon
immediately erupted into fire when sprinkled with the contents.
“What
is that?” asked Nissa, taken aback.
“A combination of holy water, sacred salt, and exorcised oil. Demon bodies don’t
agree with it.”
“Why
did you do the job for free?”
“The
Order insists that slaying demons is a free service provided by the Order.
We’re only allowed to charge for expenses, but not the work itself. Since I
didn’t fire my guns, there were no expenses that needed to be paid.”
“Huh.
Well, unfortunately for you, I’m not part of the Order, so I can make a
profit.”
Azrael
snorted. “Gonna buy a nice little cottage with all that demon slaying money
you’ve got sitting in the metro bank?”
“Regardless,”
said Nissa, “I do have expenses of my own. If you can’t tell, there are places
on this skirt where it has been mended before. So how do you expect to pay your
partner when you do a job for free?” she teased.
“You’re
my partner,” Azrael replied. “Not my assistant. Go find your own jobs.”
“Ouch.
How about a foot rub?” she said with a wink.
“Maybe.”
When
Azrael and Nissa returned to the shop at about 10:00, there were actually four
people standing around outside of it.
“What’s
all this?” asked Azrael.
“We
require the aid of a competent demon slayer!” exclaimed what looked like the
richest one.
“Huh. Well, I am Azrael Chaos,” said Azrael to the group there. “This is my partner, Nissa Omen. How may we be of service?”
***“Huh. Well, I am Azrael Chaos,” said Azrael to the group there. “This is my partner, Nissa Omen. How may we be of service?”
“It was dark—it had always been dark.”
Azrael Chaos is a demon slayer for the Order of the Maleiorcum. While on a job, he meets the beautiful Nissa Omen who can control the minds of others with her dancing. After discovering a plot enacted by the forces of Hell that centers on Nissa, Azrael takes her to the monastery where he completed his training to protect her. But things become more complicated when Azrael’s old rival and suspected demon general, Mammon Zebulun, takes an interest in her.
Before the forces of darkness can execute their dastardly plan for world domination and turn the tide against God’s holy warriors, Azrael must face the faults in his faith and find the strength necessary to save Nissa.
Let the Gothic Epic begin.
***
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Monday, October 23, 2017
Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens Excerpt: The Great Oppression
Chapter II: The Great Oppression
“What
do you mean, Mr. Chaos?” asked Nissa. “And please, call me ‘Nissa.’”
Azrael
gave her a hard look while she returned a bright smile. But before Azrael could
get out his next question, they were interrupted.
“Holy
shit!” exclaimed a voice from the stairwell. “Mephisto was a demon?!”
“‘Mephisto’
is a demonic name,” said Azrael matter-of-factly. He turned to the
shocked man in the doorway.
“Always
knew there was something fishy about him,” said the man, fidgeting with his
nose and lip rings.
“Who’re
you?”
“I’m
the Assistant Manager, Cromwell,” he said with a sweeping bow.
“Please,
please. We don’t deserve that.”
“Like
hell you don’t! It’s a bloodbath downstairs. Demon bodies, human bodies, blood
here, blood there, that thing!” He indicated Mephisto with his finger. “Dead
and headless, and my boss slaughtered. I am very grateful!”
“Fine,
great, good; I’m glad,” said Azrael. “Does that appreciation have a monetary
value?”
“Monetary?
Well, I will see to it that you are compensated, but it may not be much.
Aphrodite’s Heaven will never live down this controversy. It’ll be closed for
good!”
“Well,”
began Azrael, “as a start for that compensation, how about a free meal and
drink?”
“Oh!
Of course! As long as you don’t mind the gore.”
“There
are worse things than having a drink in a demon corpse infested room. I’ll give
you the name of a reputable exorcist to prevent possession later. C’mon,
Nissa.”
Azrael
and Nissa pushed past Cromwell and headed downstairs to where the bar brawl
took place. It required stepping over a few horrendous sights, but once they
were at the bar, things started looking up, except for maybe the smell. Azrael
leaned as close as he could to either his food or Nissa so as not to smell the
pungent scent of rotting demon. Demons’ physical bodies decomposed rather
quickly since they weren’t of the physical world. As a result, Nissa couldn’t
eat; the smell was too much for her. She had turned a pale green.
Azrael
tried to lighten the mood. “So, how long have you been with your troupe?”
“What?
Oh, um, I don’t dance with them,” she replied. “I only stood in for the job. I
had never met them before tonight.”
“Hmm,
that might explain why you were smiling and they weren’t. Plus, I thought you
were better than them. You had sharper movements.”
“Thanks!
But I was actually smiling because I was excited to meet you.”
“Meet
me? What’s so special about me?”
“You
said so yourself, you’re one of the best. And I am something of a fan.”
“I
didn’t know demon slayers could have fans.”
“What
about that Dante guy who is always on TV?” asked Nissa.
“He’s
a fraud. He can’t really hold his own in a fight.”
“Have
you met him?”
“No. I
can tell just by looking at him. If he isn’t a fraud, then I have a theory he’s
actually a demon himself.”
“Oh,
okay.” Some of Nissa’s fairness returned as she got her mind off the smell.
After a while, she spoke again, “Um, Azrael? I have a ticklish question for
you,” she said a bit nervously. “Um, I don’t have anywhere to stay tonight, so
could I… maybe, possibly… spend the night with you?”
Azrael
put down his fork and cocked an eyebrow at her.
“I
don’t mean it that way.”
“Oh.
You want to bum a room,” said Azrael, finishing his meal.
“Um,
yeah.”
“I’m
fine with it so long as you know I only have one bed.”
“Meaning,
I’m on the couch?”
“No,
you can take the bed. I’ll take the couch.”
“You
don’t have to do that!” said Nissa hurriedly. “I’m the one bumming a place to
stay.”
“Well,
I’m not taking the bed.”
“Then
I guess it looks like we’ll be cuddling on the couch,” Nissa concluded.
“I
have more than one couch,” said Azrael flatly.
“Oh,”
said Nissa slightly embarrassed. “Pity,” she added jokingly. “I love it when a
strong man holds me close to his heart.”
“And
how often does that happen?” asked Azrael, draining his tankard.
“Um…
well…” Nissa stalled. She scratched her
head looking up and away.
“I’ll
take it that it doesn’t happen often… if at all.”
“Yeah…
if at all…”
“Well,
what do you do that doesn’t offer much time to canoodle?” asked Azrael.
“I’m a
demon slayer.”
“You?!
You’re like seventeen and there’s no place to carry any weapons on those
clothes.” Then Azrael quickly mumbled to himself, “Not that that’s stopped some
slayers. Cana always fights nude when she can get away with it, and she fights
with fisticuffs. Crazy bitch.”
“What
was all that?” Nissa had caught
all of it except for whom Azrael had called “crazy bitch.”
“Huh? Nothing!
Never mind! You said you were a demon slayer?”
“Yes,
I did,” said Nissa. She sat up straight and put her hands on her hips.
“How?”
asked Azrael stupefied. “What’s so special about you?”
“I am
Nissa Omen.”
“…
So?”
“Are
you not familiar with the Omens?” asked Nissa a bit crestfallen.
“Obviously
not.” Azrael got up and led the way out.
“I’ve
heard of the Chaos’s,” retorted Nissa.
“Anyone
who has studied demon slaying knows about the Chaos family. We’re the oldest
family in the business. We were the first and we’re purported to be the
strongest.”
“Well,
the Omens are old and strong, too. Wanna hear about them?”
“Sure.”
Azrael wasn’t actually all that interested. He was just being polite and
decided that he would humor her.
“Well,
the Omen family originates back to the year 2427 AD. One day in a small village
in a place that struggles to exist, the first Omen was born. She was born with
the power to bewitch people. To manipulate and control others to do what she
wanted them to.”
“Really?
That’s interesting.”
Nissa
turned. “Why?”
“Well,
these days most demon slayers are created via baptism or some kind of spiritual
and religious initiation. In the early days however, it was common for people
to be chosen because there weren’t any demon slayers. Or at least, not that
many. So, the fact that a person was chosen to be a demon slayer four hundred
years later when such a method wasn’t in vogue, so to speak, is unusual.
“And,
that’s a very unique power. Hyperion doesn’t interfere with free will, so why
would He have blessed a demon slayer with that particular charism. What was so
special about the first Omen? Why would Hyperion grant that kind of power to
man? Or rather, woman. Wait, woman? Did you say ‘she?’” asked Azrael.
“That’s
right. The Omen family has always been particularly feminine.”
“The
Chaos family has always been particularly masculine. Doesn’t mean that there
aren’t daughters of Chaos, but they’re uncommon.”
“Ditto
for the Omen’s, except with males. Anyway,” continued Nissa, “she was labeled a
witch and any time people walked around like mindless zombies, they considered
it a bad omen. The village eventually hunted her down and drove her out. But
after she made it to the neighboring village, she led a rebellion against the
lord of the land using her powers against the lord’s men. Eventually, she
became the new lord and established a more just rule.”
“And
let me guess the next part,” interrupted Azrael, looking back at her in the
lamp light. “She fell in love, got married, and mothered a family? Not necessarily in that order… of course.”
“Right!
Well, kind of…” Azrael’s last remark confused her a little.
“So
why are you called ‘Omen’ then? Omens are typically bad signs.”
“Well,
she didn’t use her powers much after that, but her children used them often.
Again, what happened in the first village happened in the second. She and her
family were driven out. Soon, throughout the entire land, word had circulated
about these witches who could control people and they were told about what
signs, or omens, to watch out for. Pretty soon, anyone who could
manipulate people into doing their will, even if done by just talking them into
it, was considered one of those witches because that was one of those omens.
Soon, people just started calling them Omens instead of witches.”
“Okay.
But that doesn’t explain how a small obscure family with a mysterious power
lasted five centuries.”
“Well,
the first Omens went into hiding, and their children took spouses and had
children. They lived by themselves in almost perfect isolation for two
centuries mastering their new power. Around 2672 AD, a new terror gripped the
land.”
“Demons?”
asked Azrael.
“Demons,”
confirmed Nissa. “Almost instantly, the Omens launched themselves into the
conflict using their powers to aid the descendants of those who hated them
killing the demons. The old stories about bad omens and witches slipped into
legend and were eventually forgotten. The new Omens had won the people’s
adoration and the family flourished.
“And!
The really cool thing about my family is that each Omen uses their powers in
whatever way they choose.”
“Hm.
Interesting.”
“Yeah. So, how did the Chaos’s come to be?”
“Well…”
began Azrael; he was so tired of this story. “Have you ever heard of the Great
Oppression of Hell?”
“I thought
that was just a fairytale.”
“If it
was, there wouldn’t be any demons, and you and I would be out of a job. Anyway,
twenty-first of December, 2012,” began Azrael, “there was a great deal of buzz
about some ancient prophecy about the end of the world and that it would take
place that day. Something about some ancient calendar ending on that day
or something… I don’t remember entirely. It was pretty stupid. But, people being the imbeciles they always
are, they started preparing for the end of the world. For some, this included
living the dreams that were unlived, while for others, it was a reason to
indulge in some perverse fantasies. And for religious nuts everywhere, it
involved the repentance of sin, or lack thereof if you were on the other side.
“One
of these moronic cults got the bright idea to summon demons into the physical
world using a book supposedly written by King Solomon on how to control the
nasty little beasts. Well, they do and as it turns out, the planet, for some
strange reason, is perfectly aligned with the rest of the universe for some
freaky stuff to happen. That opens a gateway from this side of existence into
the next, and then all Hell broke loose. Literally!
“The
planet became overrun with demons and they started to open more and more gateways
allowing their buddies to flow into this world. Well, as fate would have it, a
mysterious bunch of wise men that had gone into the Alps to be away from the
evil of this world found favor with Hyperion.”
“Hyperion?”
asked Nissa.
“God.
Y’know, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Yahweh, the God ‘I Am,’ the God of
Abraham and Isaac, Allah; all the same deity. I don’t know why they called Him
‘Hyperion,’ but they did.
“Anyway,
they had found favor with the Lord, and he sent his messenger, y’know, ‘angel,’
to them and told them that the one above would give them the power and ability
to train others to cleanse the world of the physical Hell that had just taken
over. And that He would deliver unto them a man with no past who would become
their first student. It’s all in the Neo-Testament, or the demon slayer
handbook, if you prefer. Anyway, Hyperion blessed them and turned them into the
Maleiorcum. We don’t know much about this very unique blessing though since the
Maleiorcum keep it a secret.
“So,
they pick this bum out of the snow after a storm one day and they start
training him. This was my great patriarch, Drusus Chaos, but he wasn’t known as
‘Chaos’ just yet. First, he went off into the world with the Maleiorcum backing
him up and started freeing the people from the demons. But anywhere he went, chaos
would soon follow because demons would get word of a town that had been
liberated and would crush those people in that town harder and harsher than
ever before. Drusus would return and get rid of the chaos, but it would always
return.
“Eventually
he won the heart of my great matriarch, Ophelia, who would nurse him back to
health whenever he got injured or was fatigued. They fell in love, got married,
and started a family that would last for almost a thousand years. And they took
the name ‘Chaos’ because that’s what they were known for.
“Luckily,
more slayer families started popping up and looked for the Maleiorcum so as to
be trained by God’s special demon slaying forces. The second and third families
were the Grims and Diorazzos. The Grims are known as death lords due to their
close association with the personification of Death, and the Diorazzo family
can control the hottest fire in all of existence, Hyperion’s fire; something
that was only thought to be controlled by the Seraphim and Cherubim.
“And
eventually, the Order of the Maleiorcum absorbed and took control of the
Catholic Church turning it into the Neo-Catholic Church. That’s it. More or
less.”
“So,
what happened to the Chaos family then?” asked Nissa. “Or rather, what will
happen to them?”
“What
do you mean?”
“You
said that they would only last for a thousand years. It’s 2980. So, what will
happen to you and your family?”
“Oh! I
said it that way for this reason.” He grabbed onto Nissa’s shoulders, bent down,
looked into her eyes and said, “I am the last Chaos.”
“What?”
“I’m
the last Chaos on Earth. If I don’t find a wife, that’s it. It’s over for my
family.”
“Oh.
How’d that happen?”
“Demons.”
“Huh.
Wanna know something weird?”
“Always.”
Azrael walked up the porch to his shop which was also his hom
“I’m
the last Omen,” said Nissa. “And for the same reason. We’re the same,” she said
with a coy smile.
“Yeah,
pity that,” he replied without any pity.
Nissa rolled her
eyes. And under her breath, “Take a hint.”
***
“It was dark—it had always been dark.”
Azrael Chaos is a demon slayer for the Order of the Maleiorcum. While on a job, he meets the beautiful Nissa Omen who can control the minds of others with her dancing. After discovering a plot enacted by the forces of Hell that centers on Nissa, Azrael takes her to the monastery where he completed his training to protect her. But things become more complicated when Azrael’s old rival and suspected demon general, Mammon Zebulun, takes an interest in her.
Before the forces of darkness can execute their dastardly plan for world domination and turn the tide against God’s holy warriors, Azrael must face the faults in his faith and find the strength necessary to save Nissa.
Let the Gothic Epic begin.
***
If you enjoyed this excerpt for Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens, you can purchase it here on Amazon. Available in both Kindle and paperback editions.
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