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Friday, October 27, 2017

Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens Excerpt: Sinister Intentions


Chapter III: Sinister Intentions


“Oh! And by the way,” said Nissa shrilly. “I’m not seventeen. I’m twenty-three.”
“Oh,” said Azrael. Was she mad about something?
Azrael flicked on one of the light switches in his office to reveal a spacious room. There was a desk at the far end opposite the door and to the left were two couches organized around a short, rectangular coffee table. To the right of the desk, Azrael had a collection of weapons on his wall including guns, swords, and experimental weapons of his own modification.
Nissa crossed the room and sat on one of the couches crossing her legs. She turned her back to Azrael and folded her arms.
“Hey,” Azrael said to her, “you said that Omens choose their own way to use their power, right? What made you choose belly dancing?” Azrael asked, placing his sword on the wall. He then sat down at his desk shuffling some paperwork.
“Well, actually,” began Nissa, warming up a bit, “I didn’t choose belly dancing. My mistress did.”
“Mistress?” Azrael dropped the paperwork into one of his drawers. He then pulled out a rather old and huge book out of another drawer. “What do you mean?”
“Well, don’t you have a master that you learned how to fight from?”
“Oh!” said Azrael, flipping through the dry pages. “That kind of mistress!”
“Yes, that kind of mistress. Well she recognized me as an Omen and took me as an apprentice; and she was a belly dancer, so that’s how I learned to use my powers. You’d be amazed at what I can do.”
“I’m sure,” he replied, looking through the old book. “Let me see; L-M-N-ah ha! O!” Azrael scanned the pages quietly in a foreign language that Nissa couldn’t understand.
“I’m hungry,” she said after a while.
“I have some jerky in a drawer over here.”
“Jerky?”
“It’s a good source of protein and doesn’t rot. And it’s tasty. Want some?”
“I guess so.” Nissa slipped off the couch and walked over to Azrael’s desk as he pulled a bag of jerky out of a drawer.
“Teriyaki flavored,” he said, giving her the bag.
“Ooh,” replied Nissa sarcastically. “Got anything to drink?”
“Vodka, whiskey… or tap water.” Azrael took two bottles, one clear and the other brown, from another drawer.
“Such illustrious choices.”
“There’s no need to get lippy.”
“Sorry. Just a little agitated. I guess I’ll take the tap water.”
“Both the faucet and glass are in the bathroom, though you may want to clean it first.”
 “Where is the bathroom?”
“Through the door next to the wall-o-death.”
Nissa walked past the desk, through the door beyond the wall, and up a staircase to the second floor where there were two rooms. One was the bathroom; the other was Azrael’s bedroom.
While passing his bedroom, Nissa had an urge to explore it a bit. After all, he did say she could have the bed. She paused at the door, but decided not to go in since she thought she might be betraying his trust. Nissa wanted to be on his good side.  And she had a feeling that if Azrael caught her, he would use the reason that she didn’t want it as an excuse to throw her out.
While Nissa got her water, Azrael moved his fingers over the Latin text of the old book quickly being able to read, write, and speak it fluently. The book was a full history on all the slayer families in the world from the year 2012 AD to 2900 AD written by the Maleiorcum. He didn’t remember why he had it, or when the last time he looked at it, but he was happy to have it now. Had it been Grand Master Alaric who suggested taking it with him? And why?
Now that Azrael really thought about it, he couldn’t remember why he had left. He knew he had a reason, but after three years of almost perpetual boredom, his reason seemed to have faded away.
But that wasn’t important right now. What was important was finding the Omens, which he couldn’t. There were hardly any “O” family names and most weren’t true demon slayers.
There were two kinds of demon slayers: charismatics and normal humans. Charismatics had gotten their powers, known as charisms, as gifts from Hyperion that were either passed down through the family, given to a person at baptism with the intention of becoming a demon slayer, or after a person had proven themselves worthy and sworn the demon slayer’s oath. For normal humans however, killing a demon was almost impossible. It involved a lot of praying, sacraments and sacramentals, and using regular weapons. Often times, exorcists were extremely helpful.
In the end however, Azrael couldn’t find the Omens. As far as he could tell, they didn’t exist, and the book he was using was supposed to be a complete history. “‘Complete’ my ass,” he said disdainfully, dropping the book back into its drawer. He took a swig of whiskey and shoved some jerky in his mouth.
Just then there was a knock at the door. Azrael looked at a clock he had on the wall; it said 22:30. It was later than he thought. “We’re closed!” he shouted. The knocker persisted.
“Mr. Chaos?” came a familiar voice. “I have your money and weaponry.” It was Cromwell. And at the mention of money, Azrael hurried to the door. “Ah! Mr. Chaos,” said the familiar pierced face of Cromwell.
“Hello. You have my pay?” asked Azrael, trying to hang onto his manners. “And my guitar! I had completely forgotten.”
“Yes,” answered Cromwell. “Turns out my manager had some money set aside for you before he was murdered. I also have Miss Omen’s payment, but she didn’t leave a forwarding address. Do you know where she is?”
“She’s here,” replied Azrael. At that, Nissa came back from the stairs holding a tall glass of water.
“Good evening,” said Cromwell, bowing his head.
“Good evening.”
“Very well, then.” From inside his jacket, Cromwell took out two short stacks of cash and handed them to Azrael. He then handed Azrael his guitar case with his bloody guitar in it. Before forgetting, Azrael gave Cromwell the contact information for the exorcist he had mentioned earlier.
“Good night,” bid Cromwell, who bowed again and left.
Azrael dropped the case and guitar right next to the door knowing that it would have to be fixed and cleaned after what it had sustained. He took a small vial of clear liquid out of his pocket and sprinkled the guitar case with it making smoke rise from the blood. He then walked back to his desk where Nissa was standing gnawing through a small piece of jerky.
Azrael dropped Nissa’s payment on the desk in front of her and returned to his chair and counted his own. Five hundred total. He should’ve taken the thousand he’d been offered. But then Azrael had to remind himself that slaying jobs weren’t done for profit. The Order carried them out as if they were sacraments slaying demons for free. Despite that, Azrael’s services still had its expenses: ammo, weapon maintenance, medical supplies, food and water. And since Azrael was in the city, he had to pay taxes and bills on his shop. No one became a demon slayer to get rich. 
“Can you hold onto this for me?” asked Nissa, breaking the silence.
“What?”
“I want you to hold onto some of my money for me since I can’t carry it all,” she said, pushing three-fourths of her pay to him.
He picked it up and added it to his own placing it all in a pocket in the inside of his jacket.
“Thanks.”
“No problem.”
Nissa then stood up and hid the rest of her money somewhere in her costume. Azrael had averted his gaze when she did, not sure he wanted to know where she hid it.
Nissa took another piece of jerky and started working at it. She seemed to be thinking about something. Azrael watched her. Even though she looked somewhat troubled and was unceremoniously chewing at a piece of jerky, he still thought she was awfully cute.
“Azrael?”
“Hm?”
“Where did the name ‘Maleiorcum’ come from? I mean, words with the prefix male- are often evil, like malevolent.”
“Well, have you ever seen a Maleiocur?”
“No.”
“They’re sort of terrifying at first glance. To some people during the Oppression, they looked like distorted or wicked jesters beneath their cloaks. Someone who didn’t have a very good grip on Latin created the word ‘Maleiocur’ from the Latin words ‘malus,’ ‘iocus,’ and ‘vir.’ ‘Malus’ means ‘evil,’ ‘iocus’ is ‘joke,’ and ‘vir’ is ‘man.’ The creator slapped the three words together into ‘Maleiocur’ trying to create a Latin word for ‘wicked jester.’”
“And that stuck?”
“Yep. Someone did try to rename them ‘Benesapien,’ which means ‘good sage,’ but it didn’t work. They eventually took on the word ‘Maleiorcum’ as the plural and they gave it its own noun declensions in Latin too. I can tell you them if you’re interested.”
“No, thanks. But that’s pretty interesting. So, what happens now?”
“I go to bed,” replied Azrael, taking another gulp of whiskey.
“I mean, what happens now in life?”
“Well, I was thinking of going to the library.”
“Why?”
“Research.”
“Research what?”
Azrael made a vague gesture. “Things. Origins. Mostly.”
“Origins of what?”
“People.”
Nissa gave him a hard look. “Do I want to know what you’re hiding?”
Azrael shrugged. “It wouldn’t hurt if you dropped the subject.”
“I’ll go ahead and do that then.”
“Good. Actually, it would make a good excuse for going back to the library. I haven’t needed to do any real research since I moved down here.”
“Down here?”
“I used to live in the mountains. The Austrian Alps is actually where the Head Monastery of the Order is located.”
“Really? I had heard that it was close, but I didn’t think it was that close.”
“You’ve heard of the Maleiorcum before I mentioned them?”
“Anyone who has heard of the Chaos family has heard of the Maleiorcum. And how rare do you think demon slayers really are?”
“There were a lot more of us a generation ago. But, this all begs a good question,” said Azrael, starting to look at her in a new light. “Where do you get your information from?”
“My mistress.”
“What was your mistress’ name?”
“Mistress Giry.”
“Giry what?”
“Just Giry.”
Just?”
“Well, she may have had a full name, but I never asked nor was it mentioned.”
“Hmm… Well, in the light of that development, I’m going to sleep.”
Azrael corked his whiskey and put it back in the drawer with the vodka. He also put back the jerky after Nissa swiped one last piece. He then walked over to the closest couch and sat at the far end.
Nissa choked down the jerky and chugged the water down impressively. She then walked over to the couch and considered it for a moment.
Azrael looked at her. “What?”
“I… I usually sleep in the nude,” she replied.
Azrael gave her a hard look as if to say, ‘Bull shit!’ Instead he cracked a smile and said, “Don’t tease me.”
 Nissa couldn’t help but smile back. And with a shrug, she lay down on the couch curling her body slightly and laid her head in Azrael’s lap which quite surprised him.
“Well, if you’re going to insist on sleeping down here with me, I don’t want you to freeze.” Azrael stood up, removed his gloves, and took off his jacket, dropping it on Nissa. It landed on her heavily. He sat back down, loosened his boots, and kicked them off without any grace sending one up and over the coffee table and the other landing behind the other couch. He put one of his arms on the rest and his other on Nissa as she cuddled up with his thigh. But there was one last moment of shenanigans.
Nissa pinched Azrael’s leg, saying, “Good night, Azrael.”
“Good night, Nissa.”
*** 
The next day, Azrael woke up with a crick in his neck and a stiff back. He looked at Nissa and she seemed quite content next to him. He pried his leg from her grip and opened up shop. The clock read 8:30.
Azrael again took out the jerky and whiskey from the night before, and had breakfast.
At about 8:45, Nissa woke up with a yawn. She got up and pulled Azrael’s jacket closely around herself. “One of the best night’s rest I’ve ever had,” she said, walking over. “I think it was your thigh as my pillow.”
“I think it was the jacket,” Azrael responded.
“What makes you say that?”
“It was blessed by the Maleiorcum. There are some interesting blessings on that thing.”
“Like?”
“Mostly to revitalize the body, mind, and soul, and to defend against harm done to the body and mind.”
“So, it’s armor?”
“Yeah.”
“Do your clothes do anything special?” she asked.
“Well, they’re mostly responsible for regulating your body temperature and the duster does help, but its main purpose is defense.”
“Oh.”
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
“Come in,” said Azrael.
The door knob turned and in walked a man in about his late-sixties looking slightly worn down, like a member of the proletariat. Azrael noticed a slight slouch in his back and a limp. His eyes had bags under them and his nose was long. As he was half way across the room, he noticed Nissa in Azrael’s jacket.
“Is now a bad time?” asked the man in a soft voice.
“I said ‘come in,’ didn’t I?” asked Azrael, standing up.
“I could have imagined it.”
“Well, you didn’t. Now, what can I do for you?”
“Well, I’m not sure if I’m in the right place for a start. Is this the Chaos Demon Slaying Company?”
“Well, not very many people call it that anymore, but yes, it is.”
“I have a demon problem,” said the older man bluntly. “It’s taken over the house. It chased us out three days ago and has been occupying the house ever since.”
“How did it get in?”
“I don’t know. My wife and I were just sitting in the living room one day, and we heard someone coming down the stairs. We looked up, and it was a demon!”
“What does it look like?”
“It’s about seven feet tall, yellowish-grey skin, scrawny limbs and body, huge bulbous red eyes, claws for hands and feet, a tail, large mouth with a lot of fangs, and spikes all over its body.”
“Interesting. Most demons aren’t that detailed. Did it say anything?”
“Not really. There was something about a mission and a woman in black.”
“A mission?” Azrael glanced at Nissa and began to wonder if this demon had anything to do with Mephisto from the night before. “I’ll take the case, but I’ll need an address and probably a house key if one is available.”
“You won’t need a key,” said the man. “The demon didn’t bother to close the door after us. Sometimes we can see him in there pacing the ground floor mumbling to himself. He never leaves.”
That was certainly peculiar. If this demon was related to Mephisto in some way, why hadn’t it come for Nissa? Was it an apathetic demon? While most demons had rejected humanity and Hyperion, there were some who had rejected Diabolus as well. Was it possible that this one had overheard the plan, was about to carry it out, remembered its apathy, and then just didn’t leave? Farfetched to say the least, but nothing was impossible.
“Um…” faltered the man.
“Huh? Oh!” said Azrael, coming out of his train of thought. “I’ll drop by later this morning.”
“When?” asked the man.
“As soon as I can,” said Azrael. “Where do you live?”
“6234 West Flight.” The old man cast one more look at Nissa, then back to Azrael before leaving.      
Nissa asked, “What was he looking at?”
“A beautiful girl in a man’s jacket cinched around her like she’s not wearing any clothes.”
Nissa clicked her tongue and rolled her eyes. “So, we have a job?”
We?”
“Yes, we.”
“I wasn’t thinking of taking on any partners.”
“Good thing I’m joining you regardless of what you say.”
“Brazen. May I ask why?”
“Of course you can, but that doesn’t mean I have to answer.”
“Is that revenge for last night when I wouldn’t answer your question?”
“Not especially, but it’s a good idea. So, when do we leave?” she asked, taking a piece of jerky.
“Can you go outside in those clothes?”
“I walked here from the club like this, didn’t I?” said Nissa, shedding Azrael’s jacket.
“Then right after I put my boots, jacket, and gloves on, and re-arm. And after I hit the bathroom. Drinking does that to you.”
Once Azrael had returned from the water closet, he got his effects together, and they were on their way to the old man’s house. They walked there since Azrael didn’t have a car.
It was about 9:15, but there weren’t very many people out. And although the sun shined, it was still very dim. Master Schylar, the Order’s scholar and historian, told Azrael this was caused by the invasion of demons into the world. Depending on how many demons there were on Earth was reflected by the darkness of the smog. Master Schylar told him that the smog was slowly thinning and that it had been much darker almost a millennium ago. Back then, the sun had been completely blocked out for two years. It caused a great deal of damage and dismay.
Azrael and Nissa didn’t talk much on the way, but when they got there, Nissa started asking questions. “So what do we do?”
“Slay the demon,” replied Azrael.
“I mean besides that.”
“Liberate a household from the tyranny of the Devil’s companions.”
“I mean besides that.”
“If you’re hoping for more, you’re in the wrong business.”
“So… what? Do you think it’s a big job?”
“No,” replied Azrael. “I don’t even think I’ll need the guns I brought. Sounds like a lower level, apathetic demon. Should be an easy job.”
They found the house at the end of a block and peered through the door from outside. From inside they could hear mumbling and grumbling along with foot falls. Then the demon passed by the doorway. Nissa let out a small squeal of fright and quickly covered her mouth.
“It’s hideous!”
The demon passed by again and it looked exactly like the old man had described. Then they heard it climbing stairs. Azrael walked up to the door and pushed it open a bit. He squatted down and poked his head through a little. He saw the demon head upstairs and then disappear into a room on the left. It quickly reappeared and then walked down the hall into more rooms and came out again. Eventually it returned to the stairs and Azrael backed out.
Azrael and Nissa watched the demon do this for half an hour. They looked in through different windows making sure not to be seen and observed the demon just wander around aimlessly.
“Talk about the sin of sloth,” said Nissa after a while.
“Indeed.” Azrael picked up a rock from the street. The demon passed by the front door again, but not before Azrael had chucked the rock at its head. The rock hit its mark, ricocheted off, and landed in a chair in the living room. The demon stopped for a second or two, but didn’t look to see what had happened. It then started pacing the house again.
“Hmm…” thought Azrael. “Ready to go in?”
Nissa nodded.
This time, when the demon went up the stairs, Azrael and Nissa followed it. But, when it had emerged from the first room, it didn’t see them coming up the stairs and kept on walking. It wasn’t until after it was coming out of the furthest room back to the stairs did it see them on the landing and acknowledged their presence by stopping. It held its mouth open for a minute or two just staring at them. Nissa was greatly disturbed by this. Azrael thought it was a bit creepy himself.
“What are you doing here?” asked Azrael finally.
The demon didn’t reply.
“Hyperion got your tongue?”
At the mention of Hyperion’s name, the demon started to scream in anguish. Nissa grabbed Azrael and hid behind him. When the demon had stopped, it stood there again, returning to stare down Azrael.
“How did you get in here?”
 “I don’t know.”
“Why did you chase out the old man and his wife?”
“Chase? They fled.”
“Why are you here?”
“To search for the girl that his Darkness wants.”
“You’ve been master of this house for three days and you’ve done nothing. Why?”
“I don’t know…”
“Are you one of those demons who are apathetic toward both Diabolus and—?”
“Don’t!” shouted the demon. “But... probably.”
“Who is the girl that you’re looking for?”
“Some young woman donned in black who can move her hips like a pendulum.”
“Riveting,” commented Azrael. “This is getting real old real fast.” Azrael reached behind himself and pulled Nissa out into the open, asking, “Is this the girl?”
The demon’s eyes lit up. “That’s her! The one his Darkness wants.”
The demon started to move toward Nissa. But she locked eyes with him stopping him in his tracks. She popped her chest sending the demon flying down the hall and crashing into the wall behind him.
Azrael pushed past Nissa and charged forward. As the demon was getting up, Azrael grabbed it by the head and gave one violent twist. There was a snapping of bone and the light disappeared from the demon’s eyes as it died.
Nissa let out a sigh of relief. “That was easy.”
“Lower level demons often are.” Azrael picked up the demon’s body and threw it over his shoulder.
As they were leaving, the old man came running up to them. “You did it! You really did it!”
“‘Course,” said Azrael. “It was a snap.”
“Fantastic! But I don’t have very much to pay you with.”
“Don’t worry about it. This job is on the house.”
“Really? Why is that?”
“Don’t worry about it.”
The old man didn’t protest. He merely thanked them and ran back into his house.
Azrael and Nissa then found an alley where Azrael threw the demon body down, and pulled the vial with the burning liquid from inside his jacket. The demon immediately erupted into fire when sprinkled with the contents.
“What is that?” asked Nissa, taken aback.
“A combination of holy water, sacred salt, and exorcised oil. Demon bodies don’t agree with it.”
“Why did you do the job for free?”
“The Order insists that slaying demons is a free service provided by the Order. We’re only allowed to charge for expenses, but not the work itself. Since I didn’t fire my guns, there were no expenses that needed to be paid.”
“Huh. Well, unfortunately for you, I’m not part of the Order, so I can make a profit.”
Azrael snorted. “Gonna buy a nice little cottage with all that demon slaying money you’ve got sitting in the metro bank?”
“Regardless,” said Nissa, “I do have expenses of my own. If you can’t tell, there are places on this skirt where it has been mended before. So how do you expect to pay your partner when you do a job for free?” she teased.
“You’re my partner,” Azrael replied. “Not my assistant. Go find your own jobs.”
“Ouch. How about a foot rub?” she said with a wink.
“Maybe.”
When Azrael and Nissa returned to the shop at about 10:00, there were actually four people standing around outside of it.
“What’s all this?” asked Azrael.
“We require the aid of a competent demon slayer!” exclaimed what looked like the richest one.
“Huh. Well, I am Azrael Chaos,” said Azrael to the group there. “This is my partner, Nissa Omen. How may we be of service?”
***
 
“It was dark—it had always been dark.”
 
Azrael Chaos is a demon slayer for the Order of the Maleiorcum. While on a job, he meets the beautiful Nissa Omen who can control the minds of others with her dancing. After discovering a plot enacted by the forces of Hell that centers on Nissa, Azrael takes her to the monastery where he completed his training to protect her. But things become more complicated when Azrael’s old rival and suspected demon general, Mammon Zebulun, takes an interest in her.
 
Before the forces of darkness can execute their dastardly plan for world domination and turn the tide against God’s holy warriors, Azrael must face the faults in his faith and find the strength necessary to save Nissa.
 
Let the Gothic Epic begin.
 
***

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Monday, October 23, 2017

Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens Excerpt: The Great Oppression


Chapter II: The Great Oppression
 
“What do you mean, Mr. Chaos?” asked Nissa. “And please, call me ‘Nissa.’”
Azrael gave her a hard look while she returned a bright smile. But before Azrael could get out his next question, they were interrupted.
“Holy shit!” exclaimed a voice from the stairwell. “Mephisto was a demon?!”
“‘Mephisto’ is a demonic name,” said Azrael matter-of-factly. He turned to the shocked man in the doorway.
“Always knew there was something fishy about him,” said the man, fidgeting with his nose and lip rings.
“Who’re you?”
“I’m the Assistant Manager, Cromwell,” he said with a sweeping bow.
“Please, please. We don’t deserve that.”
“Like hell you don’t! It’s a bloodbath downstairs. Demon bodies, human bodies, blood here, blood there, that thing!” He indicated Mephisto with his finger. “Dead and headless, and my boss slaughtered. I am very grateful!”
“Fine, great, good; I’m glad,” said Azrael. “Does that appreciation have a monetary value?”
“Monetary? Well, I will see to it that you are compensated, but it may not be much. Aphrodite’s Heaven will never live down this controversy. It’ll be closed for good!”
“Well,” began Azrael, “as a start for that compensation, how about a free meal and drink?”
“Oh! Of course! As long as you don’t mind the gore.”
“There are worse things than having a drink in a demon corpse infested room. I’ll give you the name of a reputable exorcist to prevent possession later. C’mon, Nissa.”
Azrael and Nissa pushed past Cromwell and headed downstairs to where the bar brawl took place. It required stepping over a few horrendous sights, but once they were at the bar, things started looking up, except for maybe the smell. Azrael leaned as close as he could to either his food or Nissa so as not to smell the pungent scent of rotting demon. Demons’ physical bodies decomposed rather quickly since they weren’t of the physical world. As a result, Nissa couldn’t eat; the smell was too much for her. She had turned a pale green.
Azrael tried to lighten the mood. “So, how long have you been with your troupe?”
“What? Oh, um, I don’t dance with them,” she replied. “I only stood in for the job. I had never met them before tonight.”
“Hmm, that might explain why you were smiling and they weren’t. Plus, I thought you were better than them. You had sharper movements.”
“Thanks! But I was actually smiling because I was excited to meet you.”
“Meet me? What’s so special about me?”
“You said so yourself, you’re one of the best. And I am something of a fan.”
“I didn’t know demon slayers could have fans.”
“What about that Dante guy who is always on TV?” asked Nissa.
“He’s a fraud. He can’t really hold his own in a fight.”
“Have you met him?”
“No. I can tell just by looking at him. If he isn’t a fraud, then I have a theory he’s actually a demon himself.”
“Oh, okay.” Some of Nissa’s fairness returned as she got her mind off the smell. After a while, she spoke again, “Um, Azrael? I have a ticklish question for you,” she said a bit nervously. “Um, I don’t have anywhere to stay tonight, so could I… maybe, possibly… spend the night with you?”
Azrael put down his fork and cocked an eyebrow at her.
“I don’t mean it that way.”
“Oh. You want to bum a room,” said Azrael, finishing his meal.
“Um, yeah.”
“I’m fine with it so long as you know I only have one bed.”
“Meaning, I’m on the couch?”
“No, you can take the bed. I’ll take the couch.”
“You don’t have to do that!” said Nissa hurriedly. “I’m the one bumming a place to stay.”
“Well, I’m not taking the bed.”
“Then I guess it looks like we’ll be cuddling on the couch,” Nissa concluded.
“I have more than one couch,” said Azrael flatly.
“Oh,” said Nissa slightly embarrassed. “Pity,” she added jokingly. “I love it when a strong man holds me close to his heart.”
“And how often does that happen?” asked Azrael, draining his tankard.
“Um… well…” Nissa stalled.  She scratched her head looking up and away.
“I’ll take it that it doesn’t happen often… if at all.”
“Yeah… if at all…”
“Well, what do you do that doesn’t offer much time to canoodle?” asked Azrael.
“I’m a demon slayer.”
“You?! You’re like seventeen and there’s no place to carry any weapons on those clothes.” Then Azrael quickly mumbled to himself, “Not that that’s stopped some slayers. Cana always fights nude when she can get away with it, and she fights with fisticuffs. Crazy bitch.”
“What was all that?” Nissa had caught all of it except for whom Azrael had called “crazy bitch.”
“Huh? Nothing! Never mind! You said you were a demon slayer?”
“Yes, I did,” said Nissa. She sat up straight and put her hands on her hips.
“How?” asked Azrael stupefied. “What’s so special about you?”
“I am Nissa Omen.”
“… So?”
“Are you not familiar with the Omens?” asked Nissa a bit crestfallen.
“Obviously not.” Azrael got up and led the way out.
“I’ve heard of the Chaos’s,” retorted Nissa.
“Anyone who has studied demon slaying knows about the Chaos family. We’re the oldest family in the business. We were the first and we’re purported to be the strongest.”
“Well, the Omens are old and strong, too. Wanna hear about them?”
“Sure.” Azrael wasn’t actually all that interested. He was just being polite and decided that he would humor her.
“Well, the Omen family originates back to the year 2427 AD. One day in a small village in a place that struggles to exist, the first Omen was born. She was born with the power to bewitch people. To manipulate and control others to do what she wanted them to.”
“Really? That’s interesting.”
Nissa turned. “Why?”
“Well, these days most demon slayers are created via baptism or some kind of spiritual and religious initiation. In the early days however, it was common for people to be chosen because there weren’t any demon slayers. Or at least, not that many. So, the fact that a person was chosen to be a demon slayer four hundred years later when such a method wasn’t in vogue, so to speak, is unusual.
“And, that’s a very unique power. Hyperion doesn’t interfere with free will, so why would He have blessed a demon slayer with that particular charism. What was so special about the first Omen? Why would Hyperion grant that kind of power to man? Or rather, woman. Wait, woman? Did you say ‘she?’” asked Azrael.
“That’s right. The Omen family has always been particularly feminine.”
“The Chaos family has always been particularly masculine. Doesn’t mean that there aren’t daughters of Chaos, but they’re uncommon.”
“Ditto for the Omen’s, except with males. Anyway,” continued Nissa, “she was labeled a witch and any time people walked around like mindless zombies, they considered it a bad omen. The village eventually hunted her down and drove her out. But after she made it to the neighboring village, she led a rebellion against the lord of the land using her powers against the lord’s men. Eventually, she became the new lord and established a more just rule.”
“And let me guess the next part,” interrupted Azrael, looking back at her in the lamp light. “She fell in love, got married, and mothered a family? Not necessarily in that order… of course.”
“Right! Well, kind of…” Azrael’s last remark confused her a little.
“So why are you called ‘Omen’ then? Omens are typically bad signs.”
“Well, she didn’t use her powers much after that, but her children used them often. Again, what happened in the first village happened in the second. She and her family were driven out. Soon, throughout the entire land, word had circulated about these witches who could control people and they were told about what signs, or omens, to watch out for. Pretty soon, anyone who could manipulate people into doing their will, even if done by just talking them into it, was considered one of those witches because that was one of those omens. Soon, people just started calling them Omens instead of witches.”
“Okay. But that doesn’t explain how a small obscure family with a mysterious power lasted five centuries.”
“Well, the first Omens went into hiding, and their children took spouses and had children. They lived by themselves in almost perfect isolation for two centuries mastering their new power. Around 2672 AD, a new terror gripped the land.”
“Demons?” asked Azrael.
“Demons,” confirmed Nissa. “Almost instantly, the Omens launched themselves into the conflict using their powers to aid the descendants of those who hated them killing the demons. The old stories about bad omens and witches slipped into legend and were eventually forgotten. The new Omens had won the people’s adoration and the family flourished.
“And! The really cool thing about my family is that each Omen uses their powers in whatever way they choose.”
“Hm. Interesting.”
 “Yeah. So, how did the Chaos’s come to be?”
“Well…” began Azrael; he was so tired of this story. “Have you ever heard of the Great Oppression of Hell?”
“I thought that was just a fairytale.”
“If it was, there wouldn’t be any demons, and you and I would be out of a job. Anyway, twenty-first of December, 2012,” began Azrael, “there was a great deal of buzz about some ancient prophecy about the end of the world and that it would take place that day. Something about some ancient calendar ending on that day or something… I don’t remember entirely. It was pretty stupid.  But, people being the imbeciles they always are, they started preparing for the end of the world. For some, this included living the dreams that were unlived, while for others, it was a reason to indulge in some perverse fantasies. And for religious nuts everywhere, it involved the repentance of sin, or lack thereof if you were on the other side.
“One of these moronic cults got the bright idea to summon demons into the physical world using a book supposedly written by King Solomon on how to control the nasty little beasts. Well, they do and as it turns out, the planet, for some strange reason, is perfectly aligned with the rest of the universe for some freaky stuff to happen. That opens a gateway from this side of existence into the next, and then all Hell broke loose. Literally!
“The planet became overrun with demons and they started to open more and more gateways allowing their buddies to flow into this world. Well, as fate would have it, a mysterious bunch of wise men that had gone into the Alps to be away from the evil of this world found favor with Hyperion.”
“Hyperion?” asked Nissa.
“God. Y’know, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. Yahweh, the God ‘I Am,’ the God of Abraham and Isaac, Allah; all the same deity. I don’t know why they called Him ‘Hyperion,’ but they did.
“Anyway, they had found favor with the Lord, and he sent his messenger, y’know, ‘angel,’ to them and told them that the one above would give them the power and ability to train others to cleanse the world of the physical Hell that had just taken over. And that He would deliver unto them a man with no past who would become their first student. It’s all in the Neo-Testament, or the demon slayer handbook, if you prefer. Anyway, Hyperion blessed them and turned them into the Maleiorcum. We don’t know much about this very unique blessing though since the Maleiorcum keep it a secret.
“So, they pick this bum out of the snow after a storm one day and they start training him. This was my great patriarch, Drusus Chaos, but he wasn’t known as ‘Chaos’ just yet. First, he went off into the world with the Maleiorcum backing him up and started freeing the people from the demons. But anywhere he went, chaos would soon follow because demons would get word of a town that had been liberated and would crush those people in that town harder and harsher than ever before. Drusus would return and get rid of the chaos, but it would always return.
“Eventually he won the heart of my great matriarch, Ophelia, who would nurse him back to health whenever he got injured or was fatigued. They fell in love, got married, and started a family that would last for almost a thousand years. And they took the name ‘Chaos’ because that’s what they were known for.
“Luckily, more slayer families started popping up and looked for the Maleiorcum so as to be trained by God’s special demon slaying forces. The second and third families were the Grims and Diorazzos. The Grims are known as death lords due to their close association with the personification of Death, and the Diorazzo family can control the hottest fire in all of existence, Hyperion’s fire; something that was only thought to be controlled by the Seraphim and Cherubim.
“And eventually, the Order of the Maleiorcum absorbed and took control of the Catholic Church turning it into the Neo-Catholic Church. That’s it. More or less.”
“So, what happened to the Chaos family then?” asked Nissa. “Or rather, what will happen to them?”
“What do you mean?”
“You said that they would only last for a thousand years. It’s 2980. So, what will happen to you and your family?”
“Oh! I said it that way for this reason.” He grabbed onto Nissa’s shoulders, bent down, looked into her eyes and said, “I am the last Chaos.”
“What?”
“I’m the last Chaos on Earth. If I don’t find a wife, that’s it. It’s over for my family.”
“Oh. How’d that happen?”
“Demons.”
“Huh. Wanna know something weird?”
“Always.” Azrael walked up the porch to his shop which was also his hom
“I’m the last Omen,” said Nissa. “And for the same reason. We’re the same,” she said with a coy smile.
“Yeah, pity that,” he replied without any pity.
Nissa rolled her eyes. And under her breath, “Take a hint.”
 
***
 
“It was dark—it had always been dark.”
 
Azrael Chaos is a demon slayer for the Order of the Maleiorcum. While on a job, he meets the beautiful Nissa Omen who can control the minds of others with her dancing. After discovering a plot enacted by the forces of Hell that centers on Nissa, Azrael takes her to the monastery where he completed his training to protect her. But things become more complicated when Azrael’s old rival and suspected demon general, Mammon Zebulun, takes an interest in her.
 
Before the forces of darkness can execute their dastardly plan for world domination and turn the tide against God’s holy warriors, Azrael must face the faults in his faith and find the strength necessary to save Nissa.
 
Let the Gothic Epic begin.
 
***

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Monday, October 16, 2017

Remnants of Chaos: Chaotic Omens Excerpt: Ballroom Blitz


Chapter I: Ballroom Blitz
 
It was dark—it had always been dark. For nearly a millennium, the sky had been perpetually bleak. A great evil had vexed the world and cast its shadow over the world trying to suffocate the light. But the light was fighting back through its champions. Champions like Azrael Chaos.
Azrael walked the streets of Innsbruck, Austria toward his next assignment in a dank but popular club. The streetlights were coming on, and all around him, people were wandering the streets so self-engrossed that they were completely oblivious to him.
Azrael was a young man, standing six and a half feet tall with reddish-grey eyes, and waist-length white hair. A unique appearance to say the least, but not so unusual for a demon slayer.
He was one of the best. Not only because he was a member of the Chaos family, the first as well as one of the strongest demon slaying families, but he had also been trained by the Maleiorcum[1], demon slayer extraordinaires; and by the strongest Maleiocur[2]—Grand Master Alaric.
Azrael was dressed from neck-to-toe in black clothing with leather boots, gloves, and a duster. The really interesting thing about his jacket though, was that it bore the symbol of the Order of the Maleiorcum: a Gothic cross that almost resembled a sword emblazoned on his jacket’s upper arms. The motto of the Order, Nihil Sine Deo[3], arched above the cross. Arched below it was the phrase Daemonium Interfectorem[4].
And because every demon slayer was armed, Azrael carried a guitar in a vinyl case that he had customized to be equipped with a submachine gun, shotgun, and axe blade. He figured that he wouldn’t need his sword on this assignment.
This assignment was supposed to be an easy job. The manager of a club had discovered that one of his subordinates was a demon. Afraid of confronting the subordinate himself, the manager decided to hire Azrael. It was supposed to be a weaker demon and the pay wasn’t very good, but he needed food and grocers only accepted cash.
Azrael approached the inconspicuous entrance to the club. It was a small stairway leading up into a building with a purple awning arching over it with an orange neon sign above the awning reading “Aphrodite’s Heaven.” As he stepped over the threshold, the bouncer walked up to him to ask for ID, but because he carried an instrument he was freely admitted as performers were admitted regardless of age despite that Aphrodite’s Heaven served alcohol and could host some racy shows.
Azrael walked over to a table and took a chair facing the stage. A waitress clad in a fake vinyl corset and a vinyl skirt barely capable of covering her rear approached his table. Azrael ordered a shot glass and a bottle of scotch, and observed the club from behind his bangs. It was a dark place with lights shooting across the room in an array of colors. The club was roomy with wide open spaces and the occasional load-bearing pillar encircled by a spiral staircase leading to the second floor. People were dancing to some kind of abhorrent music, while others were at their tables talking, flirting, and creating foggy memories.
Azrael’s whiskey came, and he tipped the waitress. As he poured himself a shot, a voice came over the speakers largely distorted by the unnecessary high volume.
“Good evening, everyone. Tonight, Aphrodite’s Heaven is proud to present ‘Exotic Dances of the Dire East.’ So, grab a chair and please enjoy the show.”
Trouble was though that Azrael hadn’t heard the announcement with that much clarity, and after his shot, he had heard it worse. He peered into the shot glass with one eye, felt the inside of it with his finger, tasted it, and decided that the whiskey had been laced. He didn’t touch the rest.
The whiskey had made his mind foggy, so he leaned back and made sure he could remember the finer details of his assignment. He remembered that he would be working with someone else, a woman. Although he persisted that he wouldn’t need a partner, the manager insisted to ensure that the job would be done. He also made sure he could remember what the target looked like, and remembered how it was supposed to go down.
The act was supposed to be done in his partner’s room. She would use her sensuality to lure the target into a false sense of security and hopefully, he would reveal his true nature—demons loved stupid humans and women were their favorite sport. Azrael would then leap in and finish him. But now, his stomach was full of butterflies and he could feel his adrenaline rising. Something was off.
Azrael looked around. People were on edge, and he worried that he’d lose his pay to damages. He also began to wish he had brought his sword. Just then, Rock music mixed with creepy ambient sound effects started playing and the lights hit the stage.
Three women, belly dancers dancing in the gothic style, appeared, and Azrael noticed something strange. Two of the women looked blasé while the third, the middle girl, was smiling. It wasn’t a fake, showy smile either; she was genuinely happy about something. More than once she looked at Azrael and winked at him. What was her game?
Azrael tried to decipher the middle dancer’s intentions, but as the show went on though, he found himself staring intently at the girl. She had fair skin and was about five foot ten. She had raven hair in a long bob cut, and she was full-bodied, but still possessed perfect hourglass curves. She also had the bluest eyes Azrael had ever seen.
She wore a black outfit with a plain top that gave her the support that a buxom girl like her would need and left her beautiful stomach uncovered. She had a skirt that covered her both front and back, but was slit along the sides of her legs. Lastly, she wore a black choker on her neck with oval garnets in it.
Azrael thought she was absolutely gorgeous, and he couldn’t remove his gaze. Not just because he was attracted to her, but because another spell had bewitched him. He knew it wasn’t malevolent though. It contoured itself to his mind, body, and soul just like the most comfortable beds in the world. The spell’s aura was safe, warm, and loving.
He was so comfortable that it took a semi-violent shake from the waitress to snap him out of it. Azrael looked up at her disdainfully. But then she dropped a note onto his table. Written on the note were instructions from his employer saying to “follow the belly dancer with the black and red choker so as to take care of the problem.”
Azrael looked up to the girl who had lulled him into a waking dream. She looked right at him. He had never felt eye contact so tangible before. Then with an extremely subtle nod and point with her chin, Azrael turned his head around slowly in the direction she pointed. There was the target; tall, skinny, and snide-looking. Azrael brushed his calf against the guitar case for reassurance’s sake.
The show then reached its climax with a heavy, quick drum solo and shifting pelvises. Azrael reached for the guitar case when the music died, but stalled when he heard a heavy clapping. The belly dancers, who were bowing to the crowd, looked up as everyone looked around to the target who was approaching the stage, clapping loudly.
Something was definitely off. There was electricity in the air prompting Azrael to grab the handles on his guitar case. Something was about to go down and Azrael prayed that Rock God!, his weaponized guitar would keep him on top.
As the target approached the stage, he said, “What a beautiful performance. All due thanks to our gracious host.” The target turned to the manager who sat on the second floor and a yellow spotlight shone on him.
The mark then walked on stage and wrapped one arm around Azrael’s partner, making her appear very tense. And then a chill shot through Azrael. The room was crawling with demons, and the head honcho was onstage. They were still oblivious to Azrael’s presence though; he had learned how to subdue his aura very well.
“But alas,” continued the target, “this pretty little head will never be seen again.”
Azrael sensed the threat and rose. He kicked his chair out behind him, threw the case up with one hand, caught the bottom with his other, unzipped it at a speed almost inhuman, tipped it slightly so the guitar fell into his hand, and he threw the case away. Finally he performed a complicated but well rehearsed movement with the whammy bar, and two gun barrels slid out from the headstock. He aimed at the mark’s head. “Let her go!”
“Azrael Chaos!” exclaimed the target. “Didn’t expect you here.”
“Yeah, I’m full of surprises.” Azrael was aware that the circle of demons around him was closing-in in some spots, faltering in others, and some were in full retreat. 
“We have you surrounded.”
“None of you are a real challenge,” said Azrael, his aim unwavering. “None of them are above the basic Angel. And you’re barely a Principality yourself.”
“Cocky. But I wonder, is this girl really worth so much to you that you would risk open combat with so many ‘innocents’ around?”
“A human’s worth is always greater than a demon’s.”
“Ah! So, you don’t know her true worth.”
Azrael shrugged. “C’est la vie.”
He rapidly picked the first three strings on the guitar spraying machine gun rounds at the stage. The target grabbed the dancer and jumped off the stage with demonic prowess. Thankfully, Azrael had made sure that none of his fire had endangered the other performers. Despite that, the next instant was pandemonium. People were fleeing for their lives and more than a dozen demons were leaping toward Azrael.
Azrael plucked the fifth string of the guitar, pumped the shotgun by sliding his hand from the seventh fret up to the twelfth, aimed at seemingly nothing but darkness to the left of his head, and plucked the sixth string. A deafening blast came from the end of the guitar along with the death moan of a deterred demon.
He pumped the shotgun and aimed at darkness again. This time, a splatter of guts accompanied the blast and death wail. Azrael continued to shoot seemingly blind into the darkness all the while working his way toward the stage to spot the target who had leapt up to the second floor to deal with the manager.
Azrael tried one of the spiral staircases, but people of all kinds were running franticly down it and screaming. Azrael jumped from where he was onto the stage, which was about ten feet away and chest high. He then repelled off the wall and staircase to get up to the second floor. He landed over the railing gracefully enough to allow a small turn back to blast a demon who had tried to follow him.
After Azrael fought his way through a massive crowd, and at least two more demons, he found his employer lying on the floor in a puddle of blood. He was certainly dead. Luckily, the target had stepped in the blood and left a trail.
Azrael followed the tracks to a door leading to an emergency staircase where he followed the tracks upward. At the roof, he kicked the door open so hard that it broke at its hinges. There, standing near the edge of the building, was the target with one of his arms transformed into a demonic claw with one of the talons across the dancer’s neck. Azrael raised the guitar to the sky, and crossed the roof casually, digging in his pocket for more shells.
“You are a brash one, Azrael Chaos,” said the target in a resonating, demonic voice.
“I am supposed to be one of the best,” replied Azrael, shoving the shells into the guitar’s body. He then finger slid up the neck.
“That’s what I heard, but I never heard you were so careless.”
“What do you mean?” He was genuinely interested but asked in such a way as to mock the mark.
“Discharging your weapon in full view of the public, allowing your employer to be slain; you need to go back to school.”
“First off,” started Azrael, “I’m a demon slayer. All discharges are necessary. Secondly, requiescat in pace, and thirdly…well, I hope I still get paid.”
“‘Rest in peace?’ Is that all you can say for your dire failure to protect an ‘innocent?’”
“Unfortunately. But he’s with Hyperion now.
“As you will soon be.” The demon pointed his claw at Azrael.
Azrael leveled his guitar at the demon.
“After such failure, you would dare to fi—umph!”
The belly dancer had taken the opportunity to back kick the target in the crotch with her heel. As he let her go, she bent him forward and slammed her hip into his face. She then dashed to Azrael’s side who plucked the fourth string on the guitar switching modes and started spraying machine gun fire into the demon’s head and chest. Once the girl had cleared the firing range, Azrael switched back to the shotgun and let the blasts echo as he advanced.
When the demon stopped thrashing, Azrael stopped firing, but he didn’t lower his guitar. He feinted a turn away, but then pressed down the volume dial and flipped the guitar around to hold the neck as an axe blade slid from the body of the guitar. He spun back around, and smashed it into the chest of the rising demon. This time, the target fell to the ground convincingly.
Azrael dusted off his gloves and walked over to the girl. “I hope we still get paid for this.”
“Me, too,” said the girl with a sweet smile. “My name is Nissa Omen, by the way.”
“Pleasure,” replied Azrael unenthused. “You know my name, right?”
“Well… yes. But I would prefer a proper introduction,” she gently prodded.
Azrael groaned. “I am Azrael Chaos.”
“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Azrael Chaos,” replied Nissa. She smiled and looked up into his eyes.
“Lust is… blind,” came a voice from behind them.
Azrael turned around to see the demon, or rather, what was left of him, get up from the ground. The axe stuck out from his chest and didn’t hinder him from walking. “This… isn’t… over,” said the demon between rattling breaths. “I can still move… and I still need to finish my… mission.”
Azrael turned back to Nissa and in a bored tone said, “Do you mind if I waste him right now?”
“Knock yourself out.”
Azrael turned back to the demon, opened his hand casually, and waited a few seconds. Eventually, a huge sword came flying through the air and crashed into the roof of the building. It was a true greatsword: six feet long with a blade that was almost five feet long and six inches wide with the hilt measuring a little longer than a foot. The last foot of the blade ended in two very sharp tines. The pommel was a six-sided diamond and the crossguard had the shape of the Chaos Angel, an intricate, but ambiguous figure that looked to be made mostly of wings. Only Chaos Blades, swords belonging to the Chaos family, held this telltale distinction.
Azrael closed his hand around the grip and lifted it up easily despite its immense size. He walked within striking distance of the demon, lifted the gigantic sword over his head, and brought it crashing down. But it hadn’t met its mark.
The demon used the last of its energy to run around Azrael, pulled out the guitar, and made a grab for Nissa. But it missed as Nissa bent over backwards into a flip and kicked the demon in the head with her bare foot. It smashed his head against a chimney, and spent a few seconds righting itself.
When it realigned its remaining eye with Nissa, she started shaking her hips and it was stopped in its tracks. Azrael stopped to look at the spectacle before him. The demon looked both comforted and in pain. She had paralyzed him with the sensuous movements of her dancing. He would have continued to analyze what he was seeing, but Nissa looked at him. “What are you waiting for?”
Azrael snapped to and brought his sword into both his hands and charged forward. He cut across, back diagonally, launched the demon up with a mighty kick, skewered it, and then jumped into the air catapulting him downward into the roof breaking the concrete into chunks. He then finished it off with a stab down into the spinal cord severing the head off. As the head popped up, a strange force smashed it into dust in midair. Azrael turned to Nissa who had her hip jutting out.
Azrael wiped his sword down with a white cloth, smoke curling up from where the rag met the demon blood, before placing it on his back and walking over to Nissa. When he got to her, she innocently stared up into his eyes as he said, “Miss Omen, you have some explaining to do.”



[1] Pronounced Mal-a-yor-cum
[2] Mal-a-yo-cur
[3] Latin: Nothing without God
[4] Lat: Demon Slayer

 
***
 
“It was dark—it had always been dark.”
 
Azrael Chaos is a demon slayer for the Order of the Maleiorcum. While on a job, he meets the beautiful Nissa Omen who can control the minds of others with her dancing. After discovering a plot enacted by the forces of Hell that centers on Nissa, Azrael takes her to the monastery where he completed his training to protect her. But things become more complicated when Azrael’s old rival and suspected demon general, Mammon Zebulun, takes an interest in her.
 
Before the forces of darkness can execute their dastardly plan for world domination and turn the tide against God’s holy warriors, Azrael must face the faults in his faith and find the strength necessary to save Nissa.
 
Let the Gothic Epic begin.
 
***

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