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Friday, September 15, 2017

RWBY: The Novelization: The First Step




Ruby was catapulted into the air. The feeling of the wind ripping past her face and the sight of the forest expanding out under her was exhilarating. Until she crashed into a tiny fowl.
“Birdie! No!”
But she quickly got over it realizing the bird to be a Nevermore. A small flock was coming right at her. She took out Crescent Rose and opened it into its rifle configuration and started firing.
Once the Nevermores had been dealt with, she began to fall. Ruby saw a high tree branch on a direct course with her. She opened her scythe and used its blade to swing around dispensing of her excess fall energy before dropping to the forest floor.
She burst into a run and the only thing on her mind was finding Yang. Ozpin’s proposal that she be partners with the first person she made eye contact with was highly unusual and didn’t seem fair at all. Weren’t you supposed to make regular eye contact with people when you met them? So why force partners based on a social norm?
In case she didn’t run into Yang, Ruby started ticking off all the people she knew. “Well, there’s always Jaune. He’s nice. He’s funny. But I don’t think he’s very good in a fight,” she said, imagining Jaune being eaten by Beowolves.
“Oh! What about Blake? So mysterious; so calm. Plus she reads books! Then again, I’m not sure I would be able to hold a conversation with her.” Ruby could just imagine Blake trying to back away from her.
“Okay. Who else do I know in this school? There’s Yang, Jaune, Blake, and…”
Ruby saw someone in the distance and skidded to a halt right behind them—it was her worst nightmare. And to Ruby’s dismay, Ruby was also Weiss’ worst nightmare.
Once Weiss saw her, they made eye contact.
Weiss quickly walked off in the other direction.
“Wait!” called Ruby. And then to the ground disheartened, “We’re supposed to be teammates.”
Weiss however wouldn’t hear of it. She preferred to trip through the underbrush to find someone else. After a few seconds though, she came to a large tree. She heard someone struggling and looked up. How had that idiot Jaune managed to land safely? He hadn’t. Weiss quickly recognized Pyrrha Nikos’ spear in the top of his hoodie securing him to the trunk of tree.
Jaune looked down and pathetically waved at her hoping for some help.
Weiss was between a rock and a hard place. Given those options, she went with the lesser of two evils and turned back to Ruby.
“You came back!” cheered Ruby.
“By no means does this make us friends,” said Weiss as she grabbed Ruby by the shoulder and dragged her the other way.
Jaune shouted, “Hey! Come back! Who’s going to get me down from here?”
“Jaune?” called a lilting, feminine voice.
He looked down at Pyrrha.
“Do have any spots left on your team?”
“Very funny,” said Jaune, crossing his arms. After a moment though, he looked at her sideways and smiled.
Pyrrha smirked back at him.
As Weiss continued to drag Ruby through the forest, Ruby was forced to ask, “What’s the hurry?”
“I will not let my mission be delayed because you’re too slow. I swear, if I get a bad grade because—”
Suddenly, there was a mad brush of wind and Ruby appeared in front of Weiss pawing the air.
“I’m not slow!” bragged Ruby. “You don’t have to worry about me.” Her semblance was in fact speed.
“Wait. What the—?”
 “Weiss, just because I don’t know how to exactly deal with people, doesn’t mean that I don’t know how to deal with monsters. You’re gonna see a whole different side to me today.”
Ruby threw her arm around Weiss’ shoulders. “And after it’s all over, you’re gonna be like, ‘Wow, that Ruby girl is really, really cool. And I wanna be her friend.’” Ruby zipped off again. For some reason, rose petals were kicked up in her wake.
“You may be fast,” called Weiss, “but you still excel at wasting time.”
                                                                         
Suddenly, there was a growl.
Weiss looked nervous and could feel dozens of eyes on her. “Ruby?”
No answer.
“Ruby?” she said more quietly.
Just then, a large Beowolf jumped out of the bushes.
“Ruby!”
The pack surrounded Weiss before she could act.
Without Ruby around, Weiss would have to hold them on her own. She slowed her breathing, drew Myrtenaster, her multi-action Dust rapier, and tried to remember her training.
“Head up, shoulders back, left foot forward—not that forward!” She drew her foot back a little. “Wait for the right time to strike, and…”
Myrtenaster possessed a revolving cylinder, much like any revolver. It rotated to fire Dust and Weiss pulled a trigger filling the blade with it. She charged.
But before she could land a hit, Ruby materialized in front of her and slew a Beowolf.
Weiss panicked, and tripped trying to stop. She waved her blade wildly and a streak of fire was expelled from Myrtenaster. It shot forward and hit a large tree setting it ablaze.
Ruby glanced back at her.
Another Beowolf took advantage of her split attention and whacked her into Weiss.
“Hey! Watch it.”
“Excuse me!” said Weiss. “You attacked out of turn. I could’ve killed you.” She seemed rather lax about it.
“You’ll have to try a lot harder than that.”
Ruby rearmed Crescent Rose with a fresh magazine and prepared to face the pack which had now turned into a horde.
But then the flaming tree fell and Weiss had a different idea.
“We have to leave!”
She grabbed Ruby and ran just as the grass erupted in a huge conflagration. The infuriated howls of the Beowolves could be heard for miles.
Once at a safe distance, Ruby turned on Weiss. “What was that?! That should’ve been easy!”
“Well perhaps, if you had exercised the slightest amount of caution with the placement of your strikes, I wouldn’t have set the forest on fire!”
“What’s that supposed to mean?!”
“I’m just surprised that someone who talks so much can communicate so little during an encounter.”
“Well, I’m sorry that you need my help to win a fight. I’m just fine on my own.”
“Well congratulations on being the strongest child to sneak your way into Beacon. Bravo,” said Weiss, leaving.
Ruby was so annoyed with Weiss she took out Crescent Rose and cut down a nearby tree with a single slash.
She begrudgingly followed Weiss as a giant black feather flittered down to the forest floor behind her.
 
 

Friday, September 8, 2017

RWBY: The Novelization: Ruby Rose and the Shining Beacon

 
It was a quiet evening in the Kingdom of Vale. A Dust shop called From Dust Till Dawn was tucked away on one side of the city’s streets.
It was growing late, and in preparation for the next day, the old shopkeeper was hard at work cleaning his display cases and sweeping his floors. He looked up at the clock. Only a half hour left before he could close.
He went into the backroom and put his broom, cleaning spray, and rags away when he heard his shop’s bell ring. He looked to see who it was and saw a short girl in a black combat skirt paired with a red riding hood and cape walk to the back of the store. The old man smiled. He knew who it was. She was probably just here to check out the new Weapons Monthly. The old man wasn’t worried, but he did note a strange crimson metal object hooked onto her lower back.
The shopkeeper still paid it no mind and went back to his nightly cleaning duties. Finally he walked back up to the front desk and started locking his display cases which were full of Dust crystals, the number one energy propellant in the world used in everything from weapons to technology and even used in its rawest form giving its wielders control over the forces of nature.
Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, there were five shadows just outside his shop window.
Five men strode brazenly in. Four looked like Junior’s men from Junior’s Club. But the one who led them—there was a dangerous air about him. He had shocking orange hair slicked over one of his eyes with a black bowler on top. He wore a worn white coat over a tacky, outdated suit and he carried a cane with red accents. But the thing that irked the old man most of all was that the man was smoking a cigar in the store.
The five walked up to the front desk and the leader tapped the ash from his cigar onto the display case. The old man gaped.
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a Dust shop open this late?” asked the man in white.
One of Junior’s men pointed a gun at the old man.
“Please!” he begged. “Just take my money and leave!”
The man in white shushed him. “Calm down,” he said reassuringly. “We’re not here for your money.” He smiled. Then turned to Junior’s men and demanded, “Grab the Dust.”
One of Junior’s men produced a case that was taller than it was wide. Inside were two rows of five canisters, each with a nipple on top. Three of the others each grabbed a canister and walked over to the glass tubes of raw Dust lining the store’s walls. Each put a canister beneath a different color of Dust and watched as a bar on the side of each canister began to light up telling them when the canister was full.
Another one of Junior’s men opened another case and demanded of the shopkeeper, “Crystals. Burn. Uncut.”
The old shopkeeper reluctantly reached into his display case and did as he was told.
As Junior’s men continued to perpetrate the robbery, one of them could just barely hear muffled music coming from somewhere. He looked toward the back of the store and saw the girl in the red hood reading a magazine.
The thief drew his red-bladed parang and demanded, “All right, kid. Put your hands where I can them!”
The girl didn’t respond.
The man sneered. “Hey! I said hands in the air!” He approached the girl and turned her by the shoulder. “You got a death wish or something?!”
The girl’s hood came off and she looked at the man surprised.
The man pointed at his ears.
The girl took her head phones off. “Yes?” she said casually.
“I said, put your hands in the air. Now!”
“Are you… robbing me?” asked the girl entertained.
“Yes!” said Junior’s man frustrated.
“Oh…” she said slowly. Her lips curled back into a smile.
The rest of Junior’s men continued the robbery while the man in white examined a Dust crystal. They heard a battle cry followed by a thump and the one henchman went flying past them and crashed into the front wall.
The man in white nodded at another and he charged the girl. This time a streak of red and mass of black flew past breaking the window out into the street.
The rest of the thieves looked out the window and saw the henchman knocked out cold while the short girl stood up proudly. The red metallic object hooked onto her back was now balanced on her shoulder and it extended into a large mechanical scythe. The haft was at least twice as long as the girl was tall, and its menacing, curved double blade was just as tall as her.
The girl looked at them and gave a confident smirk. She impressively flourished the scythe around hand over hand and arm over arm before bringing it to a stop on her other side letting its blade tip crash into the street.
“Okay…” said the man in white. “Get her.”
Junior’s men charged the girl. But using the scythe’s haft like a balance beam, she spun around it and kicked the first one in the chest with both feet.
The girl landed and held her scythe crossways behind her. She pulled a subtlety hidden trigger on it. A shot was fired and the recoil from the end of the scythe made the girl spin around with such force that when the scythe butt connected with the next henchman he was sent flying.
The third pulled a machine gun and started firing. But the girl kept pulling the trigger on her scythe and used the force of the recoil to dodge the gunfire not once, not twice, but three times. She dodged toward the henchman, swept him up with her scythe and then brought it around again knocking him back to the street. He landed pathetically at the boss’ feet.
The man in white looked down. “You were worth every cent. Truly, you were.” He took a step forward. “Well Red, I think we can all say it’s been an eventful evening.” He dropped his cigar on the ground and smothered it with the end of his cane.
“And as much as I’d love to stick around,” he continued, pointing his cane at the girl, “I’m afraid this is where we part ways.”
The girl gave him a quizzical look. Then the end of his cane opened up and revealed an aiming reticule. The gangster fired a shot from the end of his cane which exploded when it hit the road.
The girl managed to dodge using the recoil from her scythe to jump over the shot. She landed among chunks of broken road and looked for the ruffian. She noticed him behind her climbing a building’s fire escape.
He just barely cleared the top of the fire escape as the girl nearly flew to the top of the building using her scythe to propel her.
“Hey!” she called.
He growled. “Persistent little…”
The girl scowled and readied herself for combat when what sounded like an accelerating turbine engine reached her ears. A Bullhead-class airship shot into the night sky from behind the building. The girl recoiled from the wind it kicked up.
A hatch on the side opened up and the man climbed into it.
He turned and shouted, “End of the line, Red!” before throwing a burn crystal at her feet.
He took aim with his cane and fired. There was an explosion and he whooped with joy.
But before the explosion had gone off, a tall figure had dropped in front of the girl. When the smoke and fire cleared, a tall, middle aged woman, with glasses and short blonde hair was standing there holding a riding crop with a purple glyph held up before her to shield her and the girl from the blast.
The man in white growled.
The woman brandished her crop and several purple streaks shot from its end and crashed into the airship making the pilot lose control.
“We’ve got a huntress!” shouted the man in white to the airship’s pilot.
The pilot turned out to be a young woman in a red dress with long black hair. She rushed to the side door as the man in white tried to control the airship.
The huntress shot a purple light into the sky above the airship and a storm manifested. Shards of ice descended from the cloud piercing the ship.
The young woman in red appeared in the side hatch. She took stock of the situation and seemed awfully relaxed. The sleeves on her dress burned revealing embedded Dust. She activated the Dust with her aura and cast a fireball at the huntress.
The huntress defended herself with another glyph splitting the ball into many tiny fragments all over the roof. The young woman raised her hand and the fragments exploded, but the huntress was able to back flip out of it.
The huntress used her psychokinetic powers and gathered the shards of the roof into a deadly spike and launched it at the airship. The young woman fired several blasts from her hands trying to destroy it, but the spike merely reformed and continued on its course.
The man in white, being somewhat clever, tilted the ship and managed to ricochet the spike off the top hull of the ship.
Not to be outdone, the huntress separated the spike into three streams and threatened to slice the ship to bits. But the young woman summoned the fire from her dress and expended it outwardly blasting the streams apart.
The airship was offered a brief respite and began to turn away.
The girl, not willing to let these crooks get away, transformed her scythe into a more compact shape that allowed her to use its embedded rifle more accurately. She charged the bolt and began firing, but the young woman aboard the ship was able to block each shot. She then cast a ring of fire around both the girl and huntress.
The huntress threw the girl out of harm’s way with her telekinesis before barely escaping herself.
Finally, the ship’s hull closed and flew off into the night. Everything was quiet again.
After a pause, the girl turned to the woman. “You’re a huntress? Can I have your autograph?!” she gushed.
Somehow, some time later, the girl found herself on the wrong side of a table in an interrogation room used by Vale’s police department.
The middle aged woman paced the room. “I hope you realize your actions tonight will not be taken lightly, young lady,” she said sternly. “You put yourself and others in grave danger.”
“They started it!”
“If it were up to me, you’d be sent home with a pat on the back…”
The girl brightened.
“And a slap on the wrist!” The woman punctuated her statement by slamming her riding crop onto the table making the girl yelp in surprise.
“But… there is someone here who would like to meet you.”
The girl blinked, and in walked an elderly gentleman of at least sixty. He had grey hair and wore an old-fashioned, but still stylish, three-piece emerald green suit. He had blacked out glasses that sat low on his nose, and carried a mug in one hand and a plate of large chocolate chip cookies in the other.
“Ruby Rose,” he said, addressing the girl. He leaned in, “You…”
Ruby raised her eyebrows.
“Have silver eyes.”
Ruby looked away confused. “Um?”
“So!” said the distinguished man. “Where did you learn to do this?”
The woman took out a full-sized scroll and pulled up footage of Vale’s security footage showing off Ruby’s impressive combat skills.
“S-Signal Academy,” replied Ruby unsure of whether or not she was still in trouble.
“They taught you how to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed?” he asked intensely.
“Well, one teacher in particular.”
“I see…” he said, placing the plate of cookies before the girl. “Help yourself.”
Ruby looked at them both and hesitated. But only for a moment before shoving cookies in her mouth at will. They were delicious. Almost as good as her mother’s. In fact, they were strangely similar.
The gentleman continued. “It’s just that I’ve seen only one other scythe-wielder of that skill before. A dusty, old crow…”
“Oh!” chimed the girl, and she tried to speak with her mouth full. She stopped and gave herself a chance to swallow and cleared her throat a little embarrassed. “Sorry. That’s my Uncle Qrow. He’s a teacher at Signal. I was complete garbage before he took me under his wing. And now, I’m all like…” Ruby’s description devolved into faux karate moves complete with soft kiai and battle cries.
The gentleman smiled at her taking a sip from his mug. He enjoyed her enthusiasm. “So I’ve noticed.” He placed his mug on the table and sat down. “And what is an adorable girl such as yourself doing at a school designed to train warriors?”
“Well,” Ruby began seriously, “I want to be a huntress.”
“You want to slay monsters?”
“Yeah. I only have two more years of training left at Signal, and then I’m going to apply to Beacon. See, my sister’s starting there this year, and she’s trying to become a huntress. And I’m trying to become a huntress because I wanna help people, and my parents always taught us to help others, so I thought, well, might as well make a career out of it.” She giggled nervously.
“I mean, the police are all right, but huntsmen and huntresses are just so much more romantic and exciting and cool and…” Ruby let out an excited squeal. “You know?!”
There was a brief pause. The woman blinked and frowned. But the gentleman’s stare was much more pleasant and understanding.
After a while, he asked, “Do you know who I am?”
“You’re Professor Ozpin. You’re the headmaster at Beacon.”
“Hm,” said Ozpin satisfied. “Hello.”
“Nice to meet you.”
“You want to come to my school?”
“More than anything.”
Ozpin exchanged looks with the woman standing next to him. She rolled her eyes.
“Well,” began Ozpin, “okay.”
Ruby couldn’t believe her ears as a euphoric smile crept across her face. She still couldn’t believe developments when she was aboard an airship with other students being ferried to Beacon.
Her older sister Yang still wouldn’t shut up about it. “This is the best day ever!” she cried, embracing Ruby tightly.
“Please stop…” begged Ruby between crushed lungs.
It was bad enough that Yang was infamous for giving the sort of hugs that could collapse airways, but it was made worse by the fact that she was incredibly strong and topped all her hugs off with the sort of exuberance that can only come from an over doting older sister.
“But I’m so proud of you!” said Yang, releasing Ruby. She bounced on the balls of her feet overflowing with enthusiasm.
“Really, sis; it was nothing.”
“What do you mean? It was incredible! Everyone at Beacon is going to think you’re the bee’s knees!”
“I don’t wanna be the bee’s knees. Okay? I don’t wanna be any kind of knees! I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees.”
“What’s with you? Aren’t you excited?”
“Of course, I’m excited. I just… I got moved ahead two years. I don’t want people to think I’m special or anything.”
Yang cocked her head to the side and raised an eyebrow. She shrugged and wrapped an arm around Ruby’s shoulders. “But you are special. A lot of people may only see you as just small and helpless. They may see you as just a child. But they’ll be surprised when a warrior soon runs wild.”
Ruby thought Yang was overdoing the big sister act, but somewhere deep inside, Yang’s argument was hitting home. This only made Ruby feel more torn between trying to appear normal and feeling guilty for not taking Yang’s praise.
Suddenly, there was a telecast on the airship. “The robbery was led by nefarious criminal Roman Torchwick who continues to evade authorities.”
Ruby looked up and recognized the man in the mug shot as being the one she had thwarted at From Dust Till Dawn.
“If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact the Vale Police Department. Back to you, Lisa.”
“Thank you, Cyril,” said a woman with violet hair. “In other news, this Saturday’s Faunus Civil Rights protest turned dark when members of the White Fang disrupted the ceremony. The once peaceful organization has now disrupted—”
The broadcast was interrupted and a visual of the blonde haired woman from the other night showed up on the screen. “Hello, and welcome to Beacon.”
“Who’s that?” asked Yang.
“My name is Glynda Goodwitch. I’m a professor at Beacon.”
“Oh.”
Professor Goodwitch continued, “You are among a privileged few who have received the honor of being selected to attend this prestigious academy. Our world is experiencing an incredible time of peace, and as future huntsmen and huntresses, it is your duty to uphold it.
“You have demonstrated the courage needed for such a task. And now, it is our turn to provide you with the knowledge and the training to protect our world.” The visual of Goodwitch disappeared.
“Oh, wow!” said Ruby, rushing over to one of the windows on the ship. The view of Vale’s cityscape was breathtaking. “You can see Signal from here,” she said to Yang. “I guess home isn’t too far after all.”
“Beacon’s our home now.”
There was a groan from the rear of the ship. Yang and Ruby looked and saw a young man with his arm around his stomach and a hand over his mouth. He wore a white breastplate over a blue hoodie and had a messy head of blonde hair. As the airship came to dock at a cliff overlooking a grand lake that was just outside Beacon, the young man ran to depart the airship as fast as possible.
“Well, I guess the view isn’t for everyone,” commented Yang.
“It was a nice moment while it lasted.”
“I wonder who we’re going to meet.”
That was just like Yang. She loved meeting new people, and had no problems making friends.
“I just hope they’re better than Vomit Boy,” said Ruby.
Vomit Boy heard her. He twisted to look back at her. Ruby turned red and faced away. Fortunately for her, Vomit Boy had to turn to a waste can just outside the airship with all haste enabling Ruby to sneak past with Yang.
Yang and Ruby made it to the courtyard just outside of Beacon and couldn’t stop themselves from a simultaneous gasp of awe. Beacon Academy looked more like a Gothic castle made of alabaster stone than a combat school. It was truly enormous and the CCTS tower, Cross Continental Transmit System, was at the center of it all.
Yang said, “The view from Vale’s got nothing on this.”
Ruby didn’t hear her. She was too busy geeking out over other students’ weapons. “Sis! That kid’s got a collapsible staff! And she’s got a fire sword!”
“Easy, little sister!” chided Yang. “They’re just weapons.”
“Just weapons?! They’re an extension of ourselves! They’re a part of us! Oh, they’re so cool.”
“Well, why can’t you swoon over your own weapon? Aren’t you happy with it?”
“Of course, I’m happy with Crescent Rose,” said Ruby. She swung it out and cuddled it like a stuffed toy.
Yang had the feeling Ruby would sleep with it if she could.
“I just really like seeing new ones. It’s like meeting new people. But… better.”
“Ruby! Come on!” Yang said, pulling Ruby’s hood over her head. “Why don’t you go and try to make some friends of your own?”
“But, why would I need friends when I have you?”
“Well, actually my friends are here now. Gotta go. Kay. See ya! Bye!” And like that, Yang was gone in a flash after some group of people Ruby had never seen before.
“Wait!” she called after her. “Where are you going? Aren’t we supposed to go to our dorms? Where are our dorms? Do we have dorms?”
But Yang was gone.
Ruby sighed heavily and stared forlornly along the path that Yang had disappeared. She groaned. “I don’t know what I’m doing,” she said, collapsing to the ground. Or at least she would have if a luggage cart hadn’t slammed into her heel and knocked her back into several large suitcases.
“What’re you doing?!” someone shrieked.
Ruby looked up and saw a girl about Yang’s age dressed in a white combat skirt complemented by a vest and had long white hair. It had been pulled back into a pony tail, but oddly, not at the back of her head—it was off to the side. Ruby also noted that there were two men in extravagant suits with her helping to transport her luggage.
“Um, sorry!” said Ruby.
“Sorry?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could’ve caused?”
“Uh…”
The girl picked up one of her cases checking its contents. She pulled out a glass vial of red Dust. “This is Dust. Mined and purified from the Schnee quarry. What are you? Brain dead? Dust! Fire. Water. Lightning. Energy. Are you even listening to me? Is any of this sinking in? What do you have to say for yourself?!” the girl demanded, shaking the vial.
Some of the vial’s contents escaped and filled Ruby’s nostrils. She couldn’t stop herself from sneezing which would have been bad enough, except sneezing from the Dust created a fireball that completely engulfed the girl opposite her.
The vial of Dust was thrown across the courtyard into the ankle high boots of another girl who had long black hair and a black bow. She picked up the Dust with mild curiosity before returning to the book she held in her other hand. Finally, she gave the vial a good look and recognized the Schnee family crest.
“Unbelievable!” cried the girl in white. “This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!”
“I’m really, really sorry!” said Ruby, looking at the ground.
“You complete dolt! What are you even doing here? Aren’t you a little young to be attending Beacon?”
Ruby hemmed and hawed.
“This isn’t your ordinary combat school. It’s not just sparring and practicing, you know. We’re here to fight monsters, so—watch where you’re going!”
“Hey! I said I was sorry, princess!”
Ruby finally had the nerve to look the girl in the eye and noticed a rather nasty scar across her left eye. For such a well primped girl, it was a unique oddity that should have been hidden, or at least attempted to be hidden. It was the girl’s only noticeable flaw besides her terrible attitude.
“It’s heiress, actually,” corrected the girl in the ankle boots. She walked up to them. “Weiss Schnee. Heiress to the Schnee Dust Company. One of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world.”
“Finally! Some recognition,” said Weiss, her tone changing.
“The same company,” continued the dark haired girl, “infamous for its controversial labor forces and questionable business partners.”
“Why you—! How dare—!”
Weiss let out a disgusted sigh and took her vial of Dust before walking off. Her servants attended to her luggage.
Despite her horrendous attitude and seeing how sweet it was for Weiss to get her just desserts, Ruby still felt guilty. “I promise I’ll make this up to you!” she called obsequiously. “I guess I’m not the only one having a rough first day.
“So…” said Ruby, turning back to the other girl. But she had already left.
Ruby was depressed. She collapsed. “Welcome to Beacon,” she said to herself.
Suddenly, someone’s shadow crossed her face.
“Hey. I’m Jaune,” said a boy. He offered her his hand.
“Ruby,” she said, unsure of whether or not to take it.
She did and Jaune pulled her up.
“Wait. Aren’t you Vomit Boy?”
The two walked off together and found themselves alone in a different part of Beacon’s enormous and maze-like courtyard.
“All I’m saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people let on,” Jaune explained, defending himself.
“Look, I’m sorry. ‘Vomit Boy’ was the first thing that came to mind.”
“Oh, yeah?! Well what if I called you ‘Crater Face?’”
“Hey! That explosion was an accident.”
“Yeah. Because like anybody pukes on purpose,” said Jaune. “Anyway, the name’s Jaune Arc. Short. Sweet. Rolls off the tongue. Ladies love it.”
Ruby stifled a laugh. “Do they?”
“Th-They will! Well, I hope they will. I mean, my mom always says—uh, well, never mind.”
Ruby laughed nervously. Desperate to change the topic to anything else, she said, “So, I’ve got this thing,” and pulled out her scythe.
Jaune jumped back. “Whoa! Is that a scythe?”
“It’s also a customizable, high-impact sniper rifle.”
“Huh?”
“It’s also a gun.”
“Oh. That’s cool!”
“So, what have you got?”
“I got this sword,” said Jaune, unsheathing it.
“Ooh!” said Ruby genuinely.
“I’ve also got a shield.” Jaune took the sheathe off his belt and it expanded outwards in both directions into a classic shield.
“So, what do they do?”
“Um, the shield gets smaller,” explained Jaune as it did so. “So, when I get tired of carrying it, I can just… put it away.”
“But…” said Ruby, grabbing onto the obvious logical problem, “wouldn’t it weigh the same?”
“Yeah,” said Jaune, sounding defeated.
“Well, um, I’m kind of a dork when it comes to weapons. I guess I did go a little overboard in designing mine.”
“Wait! You made that?”
“Of course! All the students at Signal forge their own weapons. Didn’t you make yours?”
“It’s a hand-me-down. My great-great-grandfather used it back in the war.”
“Sounds more like a family heirloom to me. But, I like it! Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days.”
“Yeah,” agreed Jaune bolstered. “The classics.”
“So why did you help me out?”
Jaune sheathed his sword. “Enh, why not? My mom always says, ‘Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet.’”
“Hm. By the way, where are we going?”
“Oh, I don’t know. I was following you.” Looking around, Jaune asked, “Do you think there’s a directory or food court around here?”
Ruby stifled another laugh.
“Is that a ‘no?’”
“That’s a ‘no.’”
Eventually, Jaune and Ruby found their way to Beacon’s auditorium. New students were milling about everywhere waiting for the headmaster to make his opening statement.
“Ruby!” called out Yang, waving. “Over here!”
“Hey,” said Ruby, turning to Jaune, “I gotta go. I’ll see you after the ceremony.”
“Hey, wait!” called Jaune after her. He groaned. “Great. Where am I supposed to find another nice, quirky girl to talk to?” He stomped off with his shoulders slumped forward. “Every time I think I’m getting somewhere, they always leave. My luck with women is terrible.”
Jaune looked at the floor and continued to curse his luck. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a girl wearing bronzed greaves over knee high boots. He looked up and briefly made eye contact with a tall, beautiful girl with long, red hair wearing a golden circlet and bronze breastplate with a red miniskirt. She gave him a smile and a little wave. But that was lost on Jaune.
Ruby joined Yang but gave her the cold shoulder. She hadn’t forgotten what Yang had done.
Sensing the tension, Yang asked, “How’s your first day going, little sister?”
“You mean since you ditched me and I exploded?!”
“Yikes. Meltdown already?”
“No, I literally exploded a hole in front of the school. And there was some fire, and I think some ice.”
Yang smiled. “Are you being sarcastic?”
“I wish! I fell over some crappy girl’s luggage and then she yelled at me. And then I sneezed, and then I exploded! And then she yelled again. And I felt really bad and I just wanted her to stop.”
“You!” said a shrill voice from behind Ruby.
“Oh, god!” cried Ruby, jumping into Yang’s arms. “It’s happening again!”
“You were lucky we weren’t blown off the side of the cliff,” continued Weiss.
“Oh my god,” replied Yang. “You really exploded.”
“It was an accident!” cried Ruby, jumping down.
Weiss stuck a pamphlet in front of Ruby’s face titled “Dust For Dummies.”
“What’s this?”
“The Schnee Dust Company isn’t responsible for any injuries or damages sustained while operating a Schnee company product….”
Weiss continued to ramble off the fine print legalities while Ruby just stared at the pamphlet blankly wondering if this situation could get any worse.
“You really want to start making things up to me?”
“Absolutely.”
Weiss shoved the pamphlet into Ruby’s hands. “Read this, and don’t ever speak to me again.”
“Look…” began Yang, “it sounds like you two just got off on the wrong foot. Why don’t you start over and try to be friends, okay?”
“Yeah! Great idea, sis. Hello, Weiss. I’m Ruby. Wanna hang out? We could go shopping for school supplies.”
“Yeah!” said Weiss excitedly. “And we can paint our nails, and try on clothes, and talk about cute boys like… tall, blonde, and scraggly over there.”
Weiss jerked her thumb in Jaune’s direction. He took notice.
“Wow! Really?”
Weiss gave a consummate glare. “No.”
At last, Ozpin appeared on the front stage and cleared his throat. “I’ll keep this brief. You’ve travelled here today in search of knowledge—to hone your craft and acquire new skills. And when you’ve finished, you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people. But I look amongst you and all I see… is wasted energy, in need of purpose.”
Yang’s eyes narrowed. She had plenty of purpose if someone just cared to ask.
“You assume knowledge will free you of this, but your time at this school will prove that knowledge can only take you so far. It is up to you to take the first step.”
Ozpin stepped aside and Glynda stepped up.
“You will gather in the ballroom tonight. Tomorrow, your initiation begins. Be ready. You’re dismissed.”
Yang noted, “He seemed kind of… off.”
“Almost like he wasn’t even there,” added Ruby.
Jaune materialized next to Weiss. “I’m a natural blonde, you know.”
She facepalmed.
Later that night, all the new students had gathered in the ballroom as instructed. Bedrolls had been laid out for them. They changed into their pajamas and started going to bed, but some still milled around.
“It’s like a big slumber party!” said Yang, flinging herself down next to Ruby.
“I don’t think Dad would approve of all the boys though,” observed Ruby, writing something.
“I know I do!”
Yang looked up and saw several flexing their muscles, stretching, and horsing around. She growled amorously at them. But then Jaune walked into her line of sight wearing footie pajamas. She grimaced.
“Ugh. What’s that?” she said to Ruby.
“A letter to the gang back at Signal. I promised to tell them all about Beacon and how things are going.”
“Aw! That’s so cute!”
“Shut up!” cried Ruby. She pelted Yang in the face with a pillow. “I didn’t get to take my friends with me to school. It’s weird not knowing anyone here.”
“What about Jaune? He’s… nice. There you go! Plus one friend. That’s a hundred percent increase!”
“Pretty sure Weiss counts as a negative friend. Back to zero.”
“There’s no such thing as negative friends,” said Yang, her mood not dampening at all. “You’ve just made one friend and one enemy.”
Yang got another pillow, this time in the shape of a Corgi head, thrown in her face.
“Look,” she said, becoming serious, “it’s only been one day. Trust me. You’ve got friends all around you. You just haven’t met them yet.”
Ruby doubted that, but before she could really think on it, a flickering light distracted her out of the corner of her eye. Over by the wall was the girl with the dark hair and bow reading a book by candlelight.
“That girl.”
“You know her?”
“Not really. She saw what happened this morning but left before I could say anything.”
“Welp, now’s your chance!” Yang bounded onto her feet and pulled Ruby with her.
“Wait! What are you doing?!”
They approached the dark haired girl with all the subtlety of a dump truck.
“Hell-o!” said Yang in a sing-song type of voice. “I believe you two may know each other.”
The girl said to Ruby, “Aren’t you that girl that exploded?”
“Uh, yeah. My name’s Ruby,” she said, extending her hand.
The girl didn’t seem interested.
“But… uh, you can just call me Crater Fa… actually, you can just call me Ruby.”
“Okay,” said the girl, continuing to read.
Yang whispered to Ruby, “What are you doing?”
“I don’t know! Help me!”
Yang turned back to the girl. “So! What’s your name?”
The girl sighed. “Blake.”
“Well Blake, I’m Yang. Ruby’s older sister.”
Blake gave them a hard stare. They were sisters? One was tall with long blond hair, and the other was sort of short with short black hair and dark red highlights. Were they adopted?
“I like your bow!” said Yang.
“Thanks…”
“It goes great… with your pajamas.”
“Right…”
“Nice night, don’t ya think?”
 “Yes!” said Blake, her patience wearing thin. “It’s lovely. Almost as lovely as this book.”
The sisters stayed where they were.
“That I will continue to read. As soon as you leave!”
“Yeah,” said Yang. “This girl’s a lost cause.”
“What’s it about?” asked Ruby.
“Huh?”
“Your book. What’s the title?”
“Well… it’s about a man with two souls each fighting for control over his body.”
“Oh, yeah,” said Yang uninterested. “That’s real lovely.”
“I love books,” said Ruby. “Yang used to read to me every night before bed. Stories of heroes and monsters. They’re one of the reasons I want to be a huntress.”
“Why is that?” asked Blake, half laughing. “Hoping you’ll live happily ever after?”
“I’m hoping we all will. As a girl, I wanted to be just like those heroes in the books. As someone who fought for what was right and protected those who couldn’t protect themselves.”
“That’s very ambitious for a child. Unfortunately,” said Blake, tuning sad, “the real world isn’t the same as a fairy tale.”
“Well, that’s why we’re here,” reasoned Ruby. “To make it better.”
Yang couldn’t stop herself. “Oh! I’m so proud of my baby sister!” She embraced Ruby in one of those near death inducing hugs.
“Cut it out!” said Ruby, slugging Yang.
Blake giggled. “Well, Ruby, Yang. It’s been—”
“What in the world is going on around here?!” said Weiss, suddenly appearing. “Don’t you realize some of us are trying to sleep?”
“Aw! Not you again!” cried Yang.
Ruby shushed them. “Guys! She’s right. People are trying to sleep.”
“Oh!” said Weiss disgusted. “Now you’re on my side.”
“I was always on your side!”
“Yeah! What’s your problem with my sister?” demanded Yang.
Weiss stomped. “She’s a hazard to my health!”
Blake blew out her candle and walked away. They’d probably be squabbling for a while, and tomorrow was a big day for them all. Blake wanted to get an early start, but as she headed for her bedroll, she couldn’t stop herself from thinking fondly about Ruby and Yang. One was living her dream and doing it for the right reasons. And the other was trying to help her along, picking her up when she stumbled. If only more people were like them.
Weiss Schnee on the other hand—that girl… was still a problem.

RWBY: The Novelization is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and RWBY are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC.

Friday, September 1, 2017

RWBY: The Novelization: "Yellow" Trailer



A sport motorcycle roared through the city streets of Vale. The street lights made its yellow and orange gradients blaze in the night. Atop the bike was a young girl of seventeen. She accelerated her precious Bumblebee down a straight before braking for a left turn and came to a screeching halt just outside of Junior’s Club, one of Vale’s most popular night spots.
The girl dismounted her bike and took off her yellow helmet and goggles, placing them on the bike before walking up to the club.
As she approached the entrance, a chilly evening wind blew, but it did not chill her for one as hot as her, for one who burned like her, it only served to accent her beauty like a wind spreading a flame. It blew open the lapel of her brown, midriff bearing jacket revealing a low-cut, yellow crop top clinging to her ample bust. The gust also picked up the rear hem of her asymmetrical, brown pleated skirt revealing her black short shorts beneath.
The wind blew harder, and the girl placed a cautionary hand up to the orange scarf wrapped around her neck, but shook her hair out. The wind caught her long tresses kicking up the golden, curly mane before dropping it all the way down to the small of her back.
She stopped in front of the club’s sliding glass doors and examined her reflection with lilac eyes. She didn’t know exactly what she was going to do once she went inside, but she still wanted to look more than presentable. Sure, she was sassy, but there was no reason why she couldn’t turn heads at the same time. After all, she was Yang Xiao Long, huntress-in-training, set to attend Vale’s own Beacon Academy in the spring.
Yang inspected every bit of herself. The only things she touched up were her brown knee-high leather boots, pulling them snugly up. But she didn’t adjust her knee-high orange socks: one was at the knee and the other just above the knee. While scathing eyes may have demanded that she be symmetrical, she preferred the contrast.
Yang tapped the strange metallic wristbands she wore and padded the pouches attached to the belt of her skirt. Everything seemed to be in order. She looked back up at her reflection and smiled. She was going to have fun.
Yang sauntered through the sliding doors into the spacious nightclub converted from an industrial warehouse. She nailed the entrance: her hips wiggled up and down, her back was straight with shoulders pushed back and chest pushed out, and the pièce de résistance was her confident little smirk.
The club was decorated with circular glass pillars here and there, and the patrons had come out in force. The strobes and lasers were in full swing as the DJ, wearing an oversized bear’s head, kept pumping out the jams. By a miraculous coincidence, the song being played was “I Burn,” an electronic beat that was one of Yang’s favorites. She took it as a good sign.
  Yang looked to her left and saw her quarry, the owner of Junior’s Nightclub, Junior himself. He was at the bar talking to a man dressed in a long white coat with a black bowler and cane. Whatever business they were conducting was concluded as Yang approached. The man in the coat seemed fairly pleased as he strode off, but Junior’s mood seemed to have taken a dark turn. He leaned his arms on the bar next to two of his employees, the club’s eye candy, the Malachite twins, Miltiades and Melanie. Both wore the same strapless dress with the exception that Miltia wore it in red and Melanie wore it in white.
Yang approached the bar and slyly came to a stop right next to Junior. She saw him dismiss the Malachite sisters out of the corner of her eye. Yang couldn’t stop herself from marveling at how tall he was. She barely came up to his shoulders, and even then, it was only the cowlick on top of her head.
“Strawberry Sunrise,” said Yang to the bartender, acting casual. “No ice. Oh, and one of those little umbrellas.”
Junior took the bait.
“Aren’t you a little young to be in this club, Blondie?”
Yang turned and giggled. “Aren’t you a little old to have a name like ‘Junior?’”
“So, you know who I am. Ya got a name, sweetheart?”
“Yes, Junior. I’ve got several. But instead of sweetheart,” she said, dragging her finger down his arm in a vampish manner, “you can just call me ‘sir!’” she said, her hand grabbing onto Junior somewhere below the belt causing him to squeal in painful surprise.
This was the part Yang hadn’t planned, but it served her purpose. “People say you know everything.” She pulled out her iScroll and an image of a raven haired woman with red eyes came up on the screen. “Tell me where I can find her, and I’ll let you go.”
“I’ve never seen before!” said Junior in a high voice. “I swear!”
Yang squeezed harder. “Excuse me!”
“I swear! Sir!”
A number of Junior’s men, employees or henchmen, depending on the day, ran up to the bar. They were all dressed in the same tacky black suit with matching red ties and sunglasses. Each had a black bowler, and they all wielded either a small axe or short curved sword with a red blade.
“Hmm,” said Yang unfazed. “Looks like we have an audience. This must be kind of embarrassing for you, huh? Awkward.”
“Listen, Blondie! Sir!” Junior quickly added. “If you want to make it out of this club alive, I suggest you let me go. Now!”
Yang got what she needed from him, so she did as Junior said and pocketed her scroll.
Junior let out a sigh of relief. “You’ll pay for that,” he managed in his regular voice. He began to limp away and tried to save some face by donning his own red sunglasses.
Yang quickly ran after him onto the dance floor. “Oh, Junior. I was just playing with you. Don’t be so sensitive. C’mon. Let’s kiss and make up, okay?”
“Huh?!”
Yang made a flirty giggle and bent at the hip showing off her cleavage and puckering up.
“Uh… okay.” He bent forward.
Just as their lips were about to touch, Yang threw her fist forward and sent Junior flying back across the entirety of the club smashing through several glass pillars. He crashed into the wall next to the entrance and was in a daze. The patrons on the dance floor panicked and ran.
Junior’s men charged at Yang and her bracelets expanded into dual-ranged shot-gauntlets covering her entire lower arms and hands. Each gauntlet had twelve rounds of Dust ammo. Yang brought one arm forcefully back and the shotgun-like pump moved back chambering a round.
Junior’s men raised their weapons as they got close, but Yang jumped high into the air. At the apex, she waited for gravity to pull her down and she smiled feeling like a hawk looking down at its prey. The song playing in the club reached her favorite lyric, “Yellow beauty burns… gold.”
Oh, yes. This was going to be fun.
Yang crashed into the dance floor and her gauntlet went off. There was a fiery blast from the barrel at the end of her fist and it exploded outward throwing all of Junior’s men back several feet.  She ran at a group of them as they recovered and succeeded in knocking them all out with a combination of well practiced punches accentuated by Dust discharges from her gauntlets.
The next group was some distance away and Yang decided to show off another one of her techniques. She locked her arm and shoulder in place and fired her gauntlet. The force of the discharge sent her backward at incredible speed and her elbow went straight into the stomach of a henchman. Yang showed off this capability again by using the shot from the gauntlet to spin herself around unbelievably fast and kicked another. A third ran up and Yang lambasted him with a series of punches firing her gauntlets each time.
Suddenly, machine gun fire lit up the floor around her. The DJ was still up in his booth and was armed with a gun, the Vale Typewriter. Yang charged and used her gauntlets to give her a boost of speed. She jumped into the booth, kicked the DJ disarming him, smashed his head into the turntables, and then threw him out of the booth giving him a final blast from both gauntlets. He landed unconscious on the dance floor, his giant novelty bear head rolling away.
Yang turned her attention back to the dance floor and saw the Malachite sisters standing there. Miltia had a pair of curved metal claws extending from her fists and Melanie was wearing a pair of weaponized high heels.
“Melanie,” said Miltia in a blasé voice, “who is this girl?”
“I don’t know, Miltia,” replied Melanie in the same tone. Then in a slightly darker one, “Let’s teach her a lesson.”
Yang grinned at the new challengers. She ejected the spent dust shells from her gauntlets, threw strips of red shells into the air and caught them in her shot gauntlets. She jumped from the DJ booth and shot her gauntlets while still flying. This time, a projectile was fired from them that exploded on contact.
Melanie and Miltia dodged the first salvo. They attacked Yang when she landed, and proved to be worthy adversaries. Melanie managed to cut two of Yang’s projectiles in half deflecting them elsewhere.
The twins charged together and managed to beat Yang back. But Yang used her gauntlets to charge back into the thick of things and knocked Melanie away with a point blank blasting punch. On her own, Miltia was a poor opponent being easily countered with an uppercut to the gut and another to the head. She was sent flying and crashed into a glass pillar.
Yang went after Melanie next, but found her much more resourceful. Melanie was a master of kicks and could cut Yang’s projectiles from up close. Melanie gained the upper hand and kicked Yang back.
Yang glowered; she wasn’t having fun right now. This girl was very skilled and it was to Yang’s slight shame that she wasn’t as good at kicking as she was at punching. She’d need a new tactic.
Melanie rushed in, but didn’t attack immediately. Instead, she played a game of footsies; Melanie teased and taunted Yang with feints to her legs and even just raised her knees to see what Yang would do.
Yang kept retreating, but when Melanie showed her back for a spinning kick, Yang dodged under it, and elbowed her in the stomach. Melanie’s equilibrium gone, she was an easy target as Yang grabbed her by the wrist, led her around in a circle around herself, and then Yang finished her off with a kick of her own straight to the face. Melanie fell in defeat.
Yang looked around waiting for her next combatant. He showed up a second later as none other than Junior himself, this time equipped with a bazooka.
“You’re gonna pay for this!”
Junior shot the bazooka and the missile split into multiple smaller projectiles. Yang jumped back dodging them, and then rolled forward through the explosion they caused. Junior fired a second time and a second time, the missile split. But this time, Yang shot her gauntlets at the projectiles destroying any that came near her.
Junior transformed the bazooka into a large metal bat and leapt at Yang. She took a defensive posture and while she blocked Junior’s hits, she still took three of them from the bat directly.
Junior spun around and hit her a fourth time that she wasn’t expecting and was knocked back significantly into a glass stage that shattered.
Yang got up and giggled with a smile. Junior was put off slightly by her confidence and noticed a strange flame-like aura coming from her hair. She was going to show him her secret weapon, her Semblance.
Yang summoned the power she had suffered in the fight into her fists and charged.
Junior shot the bazooka again, but Yang dodged it and went into a punch chain. It was fast, furious, and combined with her shot gauntlets, was quite painful. Yang took a step forward and threw everything she had into a final cross. Junior, before being hit, got to see Yang’s soft lilac eyes change to a ferocious red.
Junior was knocked back several feet. He looked at his bazooka—it had been broken in half. But then he looked at his other hand and saw several gold strands in it. He looked at Yang and smiled.
Yang clenched her fists and her tendons snapped. It had all been fun and games. But now… now it was personal.
Yang released her aura to its furthest extent and a flame seemed to burst outwardly from her filling the entire club. She ran forward yelling a battle cry at the top of her lungs and Junior felt a mind-numbing, leg-paralyzing, bladder-emptying fear.
The last punch connected and there was an explosion. All the windows in the club shattered and Junior was thrown out of one landing outside in the street. Yang quickly followed jumping out of the window and landing on her feet behind him.
“Yang?” said a voice. “Is that you?”
Yang looked up and saw a girl wearing a black combat skirt matched with a red riding hood and cloak. “Oh! Hey, sis!”
“What’re you doing here?” asked Ruby.
Yang sighed. “It’s a long story.”


RWBY: The Novelization is not endorsed by Rooster Teeth in any way. Views, opinions, and thoughts are all my own. Rooster Teeth and RWBY are trade names or registered trademarks of Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC. © Rooster Teeth Productions, LLC.

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